pure ruthenium

have you ever wanted to buy gold or silver, but realized they were too expensive?

did you ever wanna see y t t r i u m - g i r l s?

do you wanna see a naked ytterbium man?

do you wanna see PRASEODYMIUM DIE!?

well then, you've come to the right place.

come and purchase pure osmium from RADIUM FIFTEEN. where you can see 15 isotopes of radium at once.

our osmium is processed through the factory, so that it tastes good!

all of our osmium is prepared before it goes onto your plate.

come and buy pure osmium, and you'll get ONE of the following as well;

ACTUAL L U T E T I U M

real life i.r.i.d.i.u.m.

cooking from cerium

and an airplane from rhenium.

buy our osmium now!