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slowking: how many times did i tell you, i do not care

slowbro: slowking... that really hurt!

lapras comes in and sees slowbro and slowking arguing.

slowbro: oh yeah? you're a virgin!

slowking: (GASP) how dare you! you slut!

lapras took this time, and then broke in. he uses ice beam on slowking, freezing him.

slowking: fuck.

slowbro: lapras! thanks for saving me...

lapras: no problem.

lapras leaves. meanwhile, slowbro was searching up porn videos of nidoqueen futanari/futa having sex with gallade men.

slowking could do nothing about it.

slowpoke: owo

however, another slowking comes in.

SLOWKING 2: WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORN ON MY COMPUTER!

slowbro: relax, it's only nidoqueen futa.

slowking 2 throws up on slowbro.

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

slowbro commits suicide... again

the end.

dundundundun slowpoke.

slowpoke uwu

one day, there was a slowbro. her name... was slowbro.

she was on google, searching up inappropriate things.

"HOW TO FUCK A SLOWKING IN ULTRA HELL"

"APH NYO GOTHITELLE HENTAI"

"how to get a fuck bitch slowpoke"

slowking: hey slowbro, it's time for lunch!

slowbro: i can't! i'm searching up things!

slowking looks at what slowbro was searching up.

"HOW TO PUT A PENIS IN A PIZZA"

slowking: you don't even have a penis- slowBRO WHAT

slowbro: pokemon!

SLOWKING: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

slowbro: i can ask futa nidoqueen to put her penis in a pizza!

slowking: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

slowbro: slowking what

slowking throws up on slowbro

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slowbro commits suicide

Rip SlowBro.

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