Saturday, October 5, 2019

slowpoke uwu

one day, there was a slowbro. her name... was slowbro.

she was on google, searching up inappropriate things.

"HOW TO FUCK A SLOWKING IN ULTRA HELL"

"APH NYO GOTHITELLE HENTAI"

"how to get a fuck bitch slowpoke"

slowking: hey slowbro, it's time for lunch!

slowbro: i can't! i'm searching up things!

slowking looks at what slowbro was searching up.

"HOW TO PUT A PENIS IN A PIZZA"

slowking: you don't even have a penis- slowBRO WHAT

slowbro: pokemon!

SLOWKING: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

slowbro: i can ask futa nidoqueen to put her penis in a pizza!

slowking: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

slowbro: slowking what

slowking throws up on slowbro

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slowbro commits suicide

Rip SlowBro.

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