Yay! My first full story!
Note that this isn't ACTUALLY Iodine. This is just a parody.
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It was inside a room, with a man sitting at a desk. It was medical school exam finals!
Iodine: I am Dr. Iodine and I am-
Technetium: [CENSORED]!
Iodine was taking her test.
Iodine: I have absolutely no idea what's going on...
1 Hour Later
an alarm goes off and iodine's test is thrown at her, knocking her back. she picks up the test.
Iodine: ...
Iodine proudly holds up her test, with a huge [FAILED] on it.
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iodine was in her office in a hospital playing surgeon simulator 2013, when suddenly...
Man: DOCTOR! HELP NOW!!
Iodine: What is it!?
[Ununoctium was having a seizure]
Iodine: Oh goodness, here we go!
Iodine picks up Ununoctium.
Iodine: The power of Manganese... I mean Mendeleev COMPELS YOU!
Iodine throws Ununoctium into a glass wall.
Iodine: Alright, get out.
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ununtrium was on a gurney.
Nurse: DOCTOR!
Iodine: Hm?
ununtrium was thrown at iodine.
Nurse: GO GO GO!
Iodine: I'll grab my stuff!
seconds later
Nurse: Dr. Iodine! Is the patient all... uh, doctor?
iodine was throwing ununtrium off a roof.
Iodine: You're free!
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selenium: iodine was fired 3 days later...
Wednesday, October 31, 2018
Tuesday, October 30, 2018
The Super Challenge! - REVIVAL! - Day 3
Previously...
Palladium: They still haven't come back... did something happen to them? It's dark outside... let's check tomorrow.
Potassium: By the way, I wanna check on Magnesium; let's see how many shots he made!
Potassium goes to the basketball court. He opens the door... to see...
Potassium: WHAT THE...
It turns out the basketballs were covered in blood, and Magnesium's corpse wasn't too far away. Magnesium was crushed to death... by basketballs!? All his bones were crushed, some sticking out of his corpse...
Potassium: What kind of accident is THIS!?
Potassium runs back, and tells Mercury's detective group about what happened. They all rush to the basketball room, and see the scene... Iodine, the nurse, comes and checks up on Magnesium.
Iodine: That's some irreversible damage there... looks like the basketballs have killed him...
Potassium: I swear, he's a great basketball player! I highly doubt this was an accident! I think the MURDERER played basketball with him!
Everyone gasps.
Palladium: That can't be!
Vanadium: I have an idea, Palladium. I think it's Dmitri! He lead him to this basketball room, and it's no coincidence that he died a few minutes later!
Palladium: I agree. We've gotta question him!
Vanadium: But the question is, where is he?
Potassium: Well, Magnesium is dead, and looks like there aren't any fingerprints on the basketballs... what mysterious circumstances...
To be continued...
Will they find the mysterious murderer? Is Dmitri Mendeleev innocent? Will they find out the strange circumstances surrounding Magnesium's death? Where are Mercury and Fluorine?
Palladium: They still haven't come back... did something happen to them? It's dark outside... let's check tomorrow.
Potassium: By the way, I wanna check on Magnesium; let's see how many shots he made!
Potassium goes to the basketball court. He opens the door... to see...
Potassium: WHAT THE...
It turns out the basketballs were covered in blood, and Magnesium's corpse wasn't too far away. Magnesium was crushed to death... by basketballs!? All his bones were crushed, some sticking out of his corpse...
Potassium: What kind of accident is THIS!?
Potassium runs back, and tells Mercury's detective group about what happened. They all rush to the basketball room, and see the scene... Iodine, the nurse, comes and checks up on Magnesium.
Iodine: That's some irreversible damage there... looks like the basketballs have killed him...
Potassium: I swear, he's a great basketball player! I highly doubt this was an accident! I think the MURDERER played basketball with him!
Everyone gasps.
Palladium: That can't be!
Vanadium: I have an idea, Palladium. I think it's Dmitri! He lead him to this basketball room, and it's no coincidence that he died a few minutes later!
Palladium: I agree. We've gotta question him!
Vanadium: But the question is, where is he?
Potassium: Well, Magnesium is dead, and looks like there aren't any fingerprints on the basketballs... what mysterious circumstances...
To be continued...
Will they find the mysterious murderer? Is Dmitri Mendeleev innocent? Will they find out the strange circumstances surrounding Magnesium's death? Where are Mercury and Fluorine?
The Super Challenge! - REVIVAL! - Day 2
It was morning. It was still storming, no doubt.
Hydrogen: Wow, looks like we've made it through one night with the crazy murderer... do you agree, Nitrogen?
Nitrogen: Yes. However, maybe we won't make it through tomorrow, if anything crazy happens...
Oxygen: Don't scare us like that, Nitrogen! We will make it through, and escape this crazy mansion!
Nitrogen: Alright, sorry. I don't want anyone else here dying...
Meanwhile, in another bedroom...
Phosphorus was waking up, when suddenly...
"Phosphorus! Why is your face all red!?"
It was Fluorine. He looked disgusted.
Fluorine: Did someone paint your face red?
Phosphorus: What!? My face is red?
Fluorine brings Phosphorus a mirror.
Phosphorus: Yikes.
A drop of red dropped on Fluorine's head.
Fluorine: It looks like something's up with the vent.
Phosphorus was sleeping above a vent... and the vent was dripping blood!
Phosphorus: Yuck! Did an animal die up there!?
Fluorine: It looks fresh... and there's lots of it dripping down. It was above your bed, explaining why you looked so ugly today...
Phosphorus: Be serious... we need to call Mercury up here...
Fluorine and Phosphorus come downstairs, where Mercury was keeping watch. All of the elements in the detective group were awake.
Mercury: Phosphorus, Fluorine, why are you here? Why's your face red? I've been keeping watch, and it seems like there was nothing out of place.
Phosphorus: There was blood dropping out of the vent.
Fluorine: It made Phosphorus look really ugly. I think some animals died there!
Suddenly, Ruthenium comes rushing down, knocking down Mercury on the way.
Mercury: Whoa, be careful! That hurt! Why are you in such a rush?
Ruthenium: Rhodium isn't waking up!
Mercury: Alright, I have two cases now. Let's split up into groups. Cesium, Rubidium, Iodine, Technetium and I will check for the Phosphorus issue, while the rest go check on the Rhodium issue.
Rubidium: You can count on me! I'm brave, passionate, and-
Cesium: I'm also brave, passionate, agile, and smart. Are you?
Rubidium: Yes. Now let's work together as a TEAM, Cesium.
The group, Phosphorus, and Fluorine go up to Room #2, where the bloody vent was. Mercury jumps up and opens the vent, only for a body to fall out...
Iodine: CHLORINE!?
Mercury: Yes, yes it seems so... only with his throat slit.
Iodine: And it doesn't look like he's alive no more...
Mercury: My suspicions were true. The murderer got to Chlorine while he was unconscious.
Cesium: From now on, keep watch on fainted subjects! So this can never happen again! Why didn't you suggest this, Mercury!?
Mercury: Sorry, Cesium... guess I was too caught up in my mystery that I forgot...
Phosphorus: Do you think it's the same murderer!?
Mercury: Wait, are you suggesting there's more than one murderer!?
Fluorine: Preposterous! It must be the same one! He always uses a knife in his tactics!
Rubidium: We've lost another element...
Meanwhile, in room #3...
Ruthenium: Do you think he's in a deep sleep?
Bromine: I've gotta check on him, carefully.
Bromine checks on Rhodium. He touches his body, only to...
Bromine: Wow, that's unusually cold...
Ruthenium: Oh no... that can only suggest one thing...
Palladium: There's only one suggestion... bring Titanium here.
Titanium comes in.
Palladium: Do that thing you did to Chlorine.
Titanium: WAKE UP, RHODIUM! YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
Bromine: He might be...
titanium punches rhodium's face.
Ruthenium: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!
Bromine: ...dead.
Ruthenium: I suspected it. He wasn't moving, even when Titanium punched him in the face!
Zirconium: Maybe he died in his sleep? I'm not sure...
Niobium: We don't know that for sure, Zirconium. He looks pretty young...
Zirconium: Maybe he had cardiac arrest...
Bromine: Hey... there's still some wine in the glass he drinks out of! Maybe we can check it...
Vanadium: Let's go regroup with Mercury.
The whole group reunites.
Vanadium: Your findings?
Iodine: Someone slit Chlorine's throat and hid his body in the vent.
Palladium: Rhodium is either in a deep sleep, or he died in his sleep. Would you mind checking his wine? Rhodium always drinks it.
Mercury checks for the contents in the wine... and then comes up with a conclusion.
Mercury: I found your answer... the wine was poisoned! With some... with some rat poison.
Ruthenium: But... but by who!?
Bromine: This is the first death unrelated to a knife... but a poisoning... maybe there's more than one murderer here!
Fluorine: Now THAT'S scary... at this rate, we're all going to be extinct before 7 days pass... not even I want Phosphorus to die...
Phosphorus: Yikes... 4 elements dead!? In a matter of 12 hours? Now that's yucky...
Vanadium: Don't worry. I have a weapon to take care of the murderer, in case if he tries to murder me.
Mercury: The investigation is on pause right now... we already know the causes of their deaths...
Rubidium: For now, let's eat our breakfast.
The elements come downstairs, into the dining room. Mendeleev was downstairs.
Dmitri: Did you mention we're going to have fun and games in the mansion?
Vanadium: By fun and games, you mean this murder mystery!?
Dmitri: No. Your breakfast is going to be a cooking contest! Whoever wins gets a prize. There will be 3 groups of 11, and 5 groups of 10. You choose.
Oxygen & Hydrogen: YAY!
Dmitri: By the way, there's some "mystery meat." Use it in your recipe, and you get 10 extra points.
Eventually, team Oxygen wins, with his team's breakfast pizza. Dmitri Mendeleev loved pizza, you see. And it had the mystery meat as the topping!
Dmitri: You're going to get a prize. A token to Mendeleev World, my new amusement park! All of you 10!
Hydrogen: Thanks, Oxygen!
Everyone eats their breakfast.
Oxygen: This mystery meat tastes great! Wonder what it is...
Phosphorus: Who knows? I'm so glad I got to team up with you!
Sulfur: Yeehaw! We'll be able to enjoy Mendeleev World together!
After breakfast, the stormy weather cleared up. It left a beautiful sunshine behind.
Dmitri: Who wants to go to an obstacle course? I set it up!
All the athletic ones, childish ones, and agile ones went.
Everyone: Uh, no thanks.
Dmitri: OK! Next challenge will be this evening!
Vanadium: I'd rather not...
Dmitri: Someone's a little down...
Barium: Anyways, when's the firework show? Strontium and I have been WAITING!
Strontium: Yeah!
Dmitri: On the 6th day, before you all leave! It'll be a stunning firework show!
Cesium: (Thinking) Do you wish you could just open someone's head and see what they were thinking?
Dmitri: You can just have some free time. I'll be off doing my own thing.
Cesium: Alright, then.
Nitrogen: I'm just going to relax. Oxygen, Hydrogen, Helium, don't enter my room. If you absolutely have to, knock first.
Hydrogen: It's our room, but whatever.
Nitrogen walks upstairs. She goes to her bedroom, to relax.
Nitrogen: Some well-deserved alone time. I think it's time to read a book or two...
Nitrogen gets out her book. After a while or so, someone opens the door...
Nitrogen: I told you to knock before entering!
???: I'm not Hydrogen, Helium, or Oxygen. I've come for you, Nitrogen.
Nitrogen: It's you... YOU!!!
???: Correct.
The mysterious man (or woman) gets out a pistol, and then...
BAM.
Oxygen: What was that sound!?
Hydrogen: It came from the room Nitrogen was in! Let's check if she's fine...
Hydrogen knocks on the door.
Hydrogen: Nitrogen? Are you okay? Did you drop something?
Oxygen: Nitrogen?
However, when Hydrogen opens the door, he sees something...
awful.
Hydrogen: OH MY GOODNESS!!
Oxygen: What's wrong...?
Nitrogen was in her bed, lying down...
but she had a bullet in her forehead...
Oxygen: THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!
Oxygen and Hydrogen come rushing down quickly, as fast as possible.
Hydrogen: The murderer got Nitrogen! She's dead! There was a forehead in her bullet, and-
Mercury: Slow down. What happened?
Hydrogen: The murderer got Nitrogen. There was a bullet in her forehead... it was too violent to describe... but whatever it is, Nitrogen isn't with us anymore... we lost a good friend...
Oxygen: Ironically, she said something crazy would happen... something crazy happened to her!
Everyone has a moment of silence, for remembrance of Nitrogen.
Phosphorus and Sulfur go back upstairs, after the moment of silence.
Phosphorus: Strange... looks like the vent and my bed were cleaned.
Sulfur: The murderer probably cleaned it. And also, Chlorine's body is gone...
Phosphorus: They probably did the same to Rhodium... where do you think they keep the bodies?
Sulfur: Not sure.
Meanwhile, everyone else goes to Room #1, where Nitrogen resided when she was killed.
Zirconium: Who would do such a thing? She was just peacefully reading her book.
Hafnium: The murderer doesn't care about any of us. He only cares about killing us all.
Mercury: Looks like the murderer doesn't only use a knife or poisons; he also has a gun with him... meaning he could shoot any of us right now!
Meanwhile, for the murderer... they were in the vent, eavesdropping.
???: I hate the fact that they're talking about my most recent murder... but better sorry than late.
The murderer gets away.
Mercury: And goodness, who knows what other weapons he has with him...
Tantalum: Wait, how do you know the murderer is a boy?
Mercury: Actually, we're not completely sure about the gender of the murderer. I just assume it's a boy, but it could be a woman.
Tantalum: WHATEVER! Let ME take over! I'm the better detective than you!
Mercury: H-hey! Tantalum!!
Tantalum: So, this guy primarily uses a knife. However, he can use poison or guns, too. We don't know for sure. What we know is that I'm a better detective than Mercury, and-
However, a bullet hits Tantalum's forehead, while he was talking about how how superior he was.
Ruthenium: That was perfectly timed.
however, for niobium, she was a total mess.
Niobium: DADDY! NOOOO!!!!
Ruthenium: Just let her recover...
Niobium: Those monsters! They... they killed my daddy! And now they're going to pay!
Mercury: Hmm... look at what we found in the cabinet... an assassination device... and it was aimed towards me...
Meanwhile, outside the hallway...
???: Darn it, I failed to assassinate that Mercury guy. That bullet was a fire one, too...
Back inside the room, Niobium was just endlessly crying...
Mercury: It had a timer... this murderer must be really smart...
Niobium goes into Vanadium's bag, and steals one of her wrenches.
Niobium: Watch out, Mr. or Mrs. Murderer! Niobium is comin' for you!
Niobium runs into the hallway.
Mercury: Ruthenium, make sure she's safe. Follow her!
Ruthenium comes following Niobium.
However, when Niobium was running in the hall, she suddenly falls into a trapdoor!
Niobium: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ruthenium: Niobium FELL!!
Ruthenium staggers back to the bedroom, visibly scared.
Mercury: Where's Niobium!?
Ruthenium: I saw... Niobium fall down into a trapdoor! Who knows where that trapdoor fell down to...
Mercury: I'll go look. Palladium & Ruthenium, follow me. Let's tiptoe very quietly...
Mercury, Palladium, and Ruthenium tiptoe, only to find a square opening in the middle of the hallway. Ruthenium made the mistake of looking down...
...to find Niobium...
...impaled on a bunch of spikes. She was barely clinging onto life...
Niobium: You were right, Ruthenium, no one is perfect... not even I am... I'm sorry, I was too fast... I just wanted revenge...
Ruthenium: Who DID this to you!?
Niobium: I don't know... I won't last much longer... remember me, Ruthenium...
Ruthenium: I will. I will avenge you, even though you irritated me earlier! You're still an element, and you still matter! Let's find this murderer!
Niobium weakly smiles. And then, afterwards...
she died.
Silver: All of us are being picked off, one by one... in many, different ways. I don't want to die; I'm a prince...
Gold: Whoever murders the king of Aurum will have to pay a hefty fine to the kingdom!
Ruthenium: Goodbye, Niobium... you had a good run...
Mercury: Hmm... there's a note.
Dear victims,
You'll never get revenge on me! You'll all die, one by one, until all of you are dead! There is NO escape!! And what's even worse is that I'm gonna prolong it, so you'll have to cower in fear while all of you are picked off!
Mercury: Yikes. That's a pretty harsh note... and it isn't signed...
Zirconium: I just want to leave this mansion...
Tin: Me too...
Molybdenum: Whoever this murderer is, I will crush them when they're found. With my fists! They've already killed too much elements!
Mercury: Here are the rules; no one can go alone; someone has to travel with them! I know, some of you are bummed out, but it's for your safety. Look at what happened to Nitrogen!
Zirconium: Alright, Hafnium, I think it's time to travel in pairs...
Hafnium: You can count on me, little sis.
Zirconium: Thanks...
Hydrogen: I can always depend on Oxygen here!
Oxygen: That's right!
The afternoon went on without any incidents happening. However, during the evening, some screaming could be heard.
Mercury: I'll go outside to investigate... who wants to join me? I can't go alone; it's unsafe.
Fluorine: I will! Besides, 2 is better than one, and I want to get out of this dreaded mansion for once!
Mercury & Fluorine go outside, to investigate the scream. It turns out there was a robot trapped under a fallen tree...
Mercury: It's just a robot... but I'll help it anyways; maybe it can provide us some tips!
Robot: Help me, please... I was just taking a walk, when this tree fell over and trapped me... and look at the weather...
Mercury looks outside, to see some storm clouds forming.
Robot: I'm not waterproof... looks like it's over for me...
Mercury: Don't worry, I've been trained to save lives!
Fluorine & Mercury help get the tree off the robot.
Mercury: In return, can you tell me how you got here? Any clues about the murderer?
Robot: I am a robot... desired to KILL. Created BY the murderer. You just fell into my trap!
Mercury tries destroying the robot, but it fails.
Robot: I'm mercury-proof. On the other hand, you two get to enjoy my new RAZOR BLADES!!
Mercury and Fluorine try fighting back, to no avail...
They keep on fighting, until they get to the cliffside...
Mercury: You'll never take me down!!
Fluorine goes all wild on the robot, but it didn't work.
Robot: I also have... a WATERY SURPRISE.
The robot shove Mercury & Fluorine off the cliff...
into the rocks.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion...
Manganese: I don't like this mansion at all. I'm probably going to get killed!! And then I can't watch my ANIMU! This SUCKS! I miss my ANIMU!
Terbium: Me too, man. I miss my "Yancha's Adventure" game! And my animu waifu games...
Manganese: Wait, you play animu waifu games!?
Terbium: Yes!
Manganese: Terbium? I just realized something.
Terbium: Yeah?
Manganese: We're going to be the BESTEST of friends!
Manganese and Terbium give each other a bro hug. Everyone else was just disgusted.
Magnesium: Manganese? Seriously?
Potassium: Quit with your "festival" and focus on real life issues, like the murders. By the way, Mercury and Fluorine are taking longer than usual...
Rubidium: Potassium is right; I'm getting irritated by you two. Stop glorifying Japanese cartoons and focus on the mission.
Manganese: No, you're just mean! I love my animu, animu is life!
Everyone goes to a different room. Eventually, it was dinner time, and they all went down to the dining room...
Platinum: This is strange; Mercury and Fluorine aren't back. They should be in time for dinner. They're missing out!
Titanium: Yeah! I can't wait for my favorite; the ultimate diabetes burger!
Eventually, everyone enjoyed their meals. Tungsten was... well, wolfing down his meal, like a wolf.
After dinner...
Dmitri: Hope you enjoyed your meals!
Manganese: It was great! It was GREAT Japanese animu food!
Potassium facepalms.
Gold: Thanks for the opportunity, Dmitri. I've never been so honored before. After all, I am a king.
Dmitri: You're welcome, King Gold of Aurum.
Magnesium: Now that I've eaten lots of protein, are there any sports areas here?
Dmitri: Follow me!
Magnesium follows the scientist to the basketball court.
Dmitri: Enjoy your stay!
Dmitri Mendeleev closes the door, leaving Magnesium in the room all alone.
Magnesium: I can't wait!
However, one of the basketballs hits Magnesium's head.
Magnesium: Hey! Watch where you throw your basketballs!
More basketballs pelt Magnesium. Eventually... the basketballs move by THEMSELVES!?
The basketballs dribble themselves, and then eventually advance towards Magnesium...
Magnesium: Oh no... this is a nightmare... right?
Meanwhile...
Palladium: They still haven't come back... did something happen to them? It's dark outside... let's check tomorrow.
Potassium: By the way, I wanna check on Magnesium; let's see how many shots he made!
Potassium goes to the basketball court. He opens the door... to see...
Potassium: WHAT THE...
It turns out the basketballs were covered in blood, and Magnesium's corpse wasn't too far away. Magnesium was crushed to death... by basketballs!? All his bones were crushed, some sticking out of his corpse...
Potassium: What kind of accident is THIS!?
Potassium runs back, and tells Mercury's detective group about what happened. They all rush to the basketball room, and see the scene... Iodine, the nurse, comes and checks up on Magnesium.
Iodine: That's some irreversible damage there... looks like the basketballs have killed him...
Potassium: I swear, he's a great basketball player! I highly doubt this was an accident! I think the MURDERER played basketball with him!
Everyone gasps.
Palladium: That can't be!
Vanadium: I have an idea, Palladium. I think it's Dmitri! He lead him to this basketball room, and it's no coincidence that he died a few minutes later!
Palladium: I agree. We've gotta question him!
Vanadium: But the question is, where is he?
Potassium: Well, Magnesium is dead, and looks like there aren't any fingerprints on the basketballs... what mysterious circumstances...
To be continued...
Will they find the mysterious murderer? Is Dmitri Mendeleev innocent? Will they find out the strange circumstances surrounding Magnesium's death? Where are Mercury and Fluorine?
Find out in the next installment!
Deaths:
Antimony, Beryllium, Chlorine, Rhodium, Nitrogen, Tantalum, Niobium, Magnesium
Missing:
Mercury, Fluorine
Hydrogen: Wow, looks like we've made it through one night with the crazy murderer... do you agree, Nitrogen?
Nitrogen: Yes. However, maybe we won't make it through tomorrow, if anything crazy happens...
Oxygen: Don't scare us like that, Nitrogen! We will make it through, and escape this crazy mansion!
Nitrogen: Alright, sorry. I don't want anyone else here dying...
Meanwhile, in another bedroom...
Phosphorus was waking up, when suddenly...
"Phosphorus! Why is your face all red!?"
It was Fluorine. He looked disgusted.
Fluorine: Did someone paint your face red?
Phosphorus: What!? My face is red?
Fluorine brings Phosphorus a mirror.
Phosphorus: Yikes.
A drop of red dropped on Fluorine's head.
Fluorine: It looks like something's up with the vent.
Phosphorus was sleeping above a vent... and the vent was dripping blood!
Phosphorus: Yuck! Did an animal die up there!?
Fluorine: It looks fresh... and there's lots of it dripping down. It was above your bed, explaining why you looked so ugly today...
Phosphorus: Be serious... we need to call Mercury up here...
Fluorine and Phosphorus come downstairs, where Mercury was keeping watch. All of the elements in the detective group were awake.
Mercury: Phosphorus, Fluorine, why are you here? Why's your face red? I've been keeping watch, and it seems like there was nothing out of place.
Phosphorus: There was blood dropping out of the vent.
Fluorine: It made Phosphorus look really ugly. I think some animals died there!
Suddenly, Ruthenium comes rushing down, knocking down Mercury on the way.
Mercury: Whoa, be careful! That hurt! Why are you in such a rush?
Ruthenium: Rhodium isn't waking up!
Mercury: Alright, I have two cases now. Let's split up into groups. Cesium, Rubidium, Iodine, Technetium and I will check for the Phosphorus issue, while the rest go check on the Rhodium issue.
Rubidium: You can count on me! I'm brave, passionate, and-
Cesium: I'm also brave, passionate, agile, and smart. Are you?
Rubidium: Yes. Now let's work together as a TEAM, Cesium.
The group, Phosphorus, and Fluorine go up to Room #2, where the bloody vent was. Mercury jumps up and opens the vent, only for a body to fall out...
Iodine: CHLORINE!?
Mercury: Yes, yes it seems so... only with his throat slit.
Iodine: And it doesn't look like he's alive no more...
Mercury: My suspicions were true. The murderer got to Chlorine while he was unconscious.
Cesium: From now on, keep watch on fainted subjects! So this can never happen again! Why didn't you suggest this, Mercury!?
Mercury: Sorry, Cesium... guess I was too caught up in my mystery that I forgot...
Phosphorus: Do you think it's the same murderer!?
Mercury: Wait, are you suggesting there's more than one murderer!?
Fluorine: Preposterous! It must be the same one! He always uses a knife in his tactics!
Rubidium: We've lost another element...
Meanwhile, in room #3...
Ruthenium: Do you think he's in a deep sleep?
Bromine: I've gotta check on him, carefully.
Bromine checks on Rhodium. He touches his body, only to...
Bromine: Wow, that's unusually cold...
Ruthenium: Oh no... that can only suggest one thing...
Palladium: There's only one suggestion... bring Titanium here.
Titanium comes in.
Palladium: Do that thing you did to Chlorine.
Titanium: WAKE UP, RHODIUM! YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
Bromine: He might be...
titanium punches rhodium's face.
Ruthenium: NO! NOT LIKE THAT!!
Bromine: ...dead.
Ruthenium: I suspected it. He wasn't moving, even when Titanium punched him in the face!
Zirconium: Maybe he died in his sleep? I'm not sure...
Niobium: We don't know that for sure, Zirconium. He looks pretty young...
Zirconium: Maybe he had cardiac arrest...
Bromine: Hey... there's still some wine in the glass he drinks out of! Maybe we can check it...
Vanadium: Let's go regroup with Mercury.
The whole group reunites.
Vanadium: Your findings?
Iodine: Someone slit Chlorine's throat and hid his body in the vent.
Palladium: Rhodium is either in a deep sleep, or he died in his sleep. Would you mind checking his wine? Rhodium always drinks it.
Mercury checks for the contents in the wine... and then comes up with a conclusion.
Mercury: I found your answer... the wine was poisoned! With some... with some rat poison.
Ruthenium: But... but by who!?
Bromine: This is the first death unrelated to a knife... but a poisoning... maybe there's more than one murderer here!
Fluorine: Now THAT'S scary... at this rate, we're all going to be extinct before 7 days pass... not even I want Phosphorus to die...
Phosphorus: Yikes... 4 elements dead!? In a matter of 12 hours? Now that's yucky...
Vanadium: Don't worry. I have a weapon to take care of the murderer, in case if he tries to murder me.
Mercury: The investigation is on pause right now... we already know the causes of their deaths...
Rubidium: For now, let's eat our breakfast.
The elements come downstairs, into the dining room. Mendeleev was downstairs.
Dmitri: Did you mention we're going to have fun and games in the mansion?
Vanadium: By fun and games, you mean this murder mystery!?
Dmitri: No. Your breakfast is going to be a cooking contest! Whoever wins gets a prize. There will be 3 groups of 11, and 5 groups of 10. You choose.
Oxygen & Hydrogen: YAY!
Dmitri: By the way, there's some "mystery meat." Use it in your recipe, and you get 10 extra points.
Eventually, team Oxygen wins, with his team's breakfast pizza. Dmitri Mendeleev loved pizza, you see. And it had the mystery meat as the topping!
Dmitri: You're going to get a prize. A token to Mendeleev World, my new amusement park! All of you 10!
Hydrogen: Thanks, Oxygen!
Everyone eats their breakfast.
Oxygen: This mystery meat tastes great! Wonder what it is...
Phosphorus: Who knows? I'm so glad I got to team up with you!
Sulfur: Yeehaw! We'll be able to enjoy Mendeleev World together!
After breakfast, the stormy weather cleared up. It left a beautiful sunshine behind.
Dmitri: Who wants to go to an obstacle course? I set it up!
All the athletic ones, childish ones, and agile ones went.
Everyone: Uh, no thanks.
Dmitri: OK! Next challenge will be this evening!
Vanadium: I'd rather not...
Dmitri: Someone's a little down...
Barium: Anyways, when's the firework show? Strontium and I have been WAITING!
Strontium: Yeah!
Dmitri: On the 6th day, before you all leave! It'll be a stunning firework show!
Cesium: (Thinking) Do you wish you could just open someone's head and see what they were thinking?
Dmitri: You can just have some free time. I'll be off doing my own thing.
Cesium: Alright, then.
Nitrogen: I'm just going to relax. Oxygen, Hydrogen, Helium, don't enter my room. If you absolutely have to, knock first.
Hydrogen: It's our room, but whatever.
Nitrogen walks upstairs. She goes to her bedroom, to relax.
Nitrogen: Some well-deserved alone time. I think it's time to read a book or two...
Nitrogen gets out her book. After a while or so, someone opens the door...
Nitrogen: I told you to knock before entering!
???: I'm not Hydrogen, Helium, or Oxygen. I've come for you, Nitrogen.
Nitrogen: It's you... YOU!!!
???: Correct.
The mysterious man (or woman) gets out a pistol, and then...
BAM.
Oxygen: What was that sound!?
Hydrogen: It came from the room Nitrogen was in! Let's check if she's fine...
Hydrogen knocks on the door.
Hydrogen: Nitrogen? Are you okay? Did you drop something?
Oxygen: Nitrogen?
However, when Hydrogen opens the door, he sees something...
awful.
Hydrogen: OH MY GOODNESS!!
Oxygen: What's wrong...?
Nitrogen was in her bed, lying down...
but she had a bullet in her forehead...
Oxygen: THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG!!
Oxygen and Hydrogen come rushing down quickly, as fast as possible.
Hydrogen: The murderer got Nitrogen! She's dead! There was a forehead in her bullet, and-
Mercury: Slow down. What happened?
Hydrogen: The murderer got Nitrogen. There was a bullet in her forehead... it was too violent to describe... but whatever it is, Nitrogen isn't with us anymore... we lost a good friend...
Oxygen: Ironically, she said something crazy would happen... something crazy happened to her!
Everyone has a moment of silence, for remembrance of Nitrogen.
Phosphorus and Sulfur go back upstairs, after the moment of silence.
Phosphorus: Strange... looks like the vent and my bed were cleaned.
Sulfur: The murderer probably cleaned it. And also, Chlorine's body is gone...
Phosphorus: They probably did the same to Rhodium... where do you think they keep the bodies?
Sulfur: Not sure.
Meanwhile, everyone else goes to Room #1, where Nitrogen resided when she was killed.
Zirconium: Who would do such a thing? She was just peacefully reading her book.
Hafnium: The murderer doesn't care about any of us. He only cares about killing us all.
Mercury: Looks like the murderer doesn't only use a knife or poisons; he also has a gun with him... meaning he could shoot any of us right now!
Meanwhile, for the murderer... they were in the vent, eavesdropping.
???: I hate the fact that they're talking about my most recent murder... but better sorry than late.
The murderer gets away.
Mercury: And goodness, who knows what other weapons he has with him...
Tantalum: Wait, how do you know the murderer is a boy?
Mercury: Actually, we're not completely sure about the gender of the murderer. I just assume it's a boy, but it could be a woman.
Tantalum: WHATEVER! Let ME take over! I'm the better detective than you!
Mercury: H-hey! Tantalum!!
Tantalum: So, this guy primarily uses a knife. However, he can use poison or guns, too. We don't know for sure. What we know is that I'm a better detective than Mercury, and-
However, a bullet hits Tantalum's forehead, while he was talking about how how superior he was.
Ruthenium: That was perfectly timed.
however, for niobium, she was a total mess.
Niobium: DADDY! NOOOO!!!!
Ruthenium: Just let her recover...
Niobium: Those monsters! They... they killed my daddy! And now they're going to pay!
Mercury: Hmm... look at what we found in the cabinet... an assassination device... and it was aimed towards me...
Meanwhile, outside the hallway...
???: Darn it, I failed to assassinate that Mercury guy. That bullet was a fire one, too...
Back inside the room, Niobium was just endlessly crying...
Mercury: It had a timer... this murderer must be really smart...
Niobium goes into Vanadium's bag, and steals one of her wrenches.
Niobium: Watch out, Mr. or Mrs. Murderer! Niobium is comin' for you!
Niobium runs into the hallway.
Mercury: Ruthenium, make sure she's safe. Follow her!
Ruthenium comes following Niobium.
However, when Niobium was running in the hall, she suddenly falls into a trapdoor!
Niobium: AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ruthenium: Niobium FELL!!
Ruthenium staggers back to the bedroom, visibly scared.
Mercury: Where's Niobium!?
Ruthenium: I saw... Niobium fall down into a trapdoor! Who knows where that trapdoor fell down to...
Mercury: I'll go look. Palladium & Ruthenium, follow me. Let's tiptoe very quietly...
Mercury, Palladium, and Ruthenium tiptoe, only to find a square opening in the middle of the hallway. Ruthenium made the mistake of looking down...
...to find Niobium...
...impaled on a bunch of spikes. She was barely clinging onto life...
Niobium: You were right, Ruthenium, no one is perfect... not even I am... I'm sorry, I was too fast... I just wanted revenge...
Ruthenium: Who DID this to you!?
Niobium: I don't know... I won't last much longer... remember me, Ruthenium...
Ruthenium: I will. I will avenge you, even though you irritated me earlier! You're still an element, and you still matter! Let's find this murderer!
Niobium weakly smiles. And then, afterwards...
she died.
Silver: All of us are being picked off, one by one... in many, different ways. I don't want to die; I'm a prince...
Gold: Whoever murders the king of Aurum will have to pay a hefty fine to the kingdom!
Ruthenium: Goodbye, Niobium... you had a good run...
Mercury: Hmm... there's a note.
Dear victims,
You'll never get revenge on me! You'll all die, one by one, until all of you are dead! There is NO escape!! And what's even worse is that I'm gonna prolong it, so you'll have to cower in fear while all of you are picked off!
Mercury: Yikes. That's a pretty harsh note... and it isn't signed...
Zirconium: I just want to leave this mansion...
Tin: Me too...
Molybdenum: Whoever this murderer is, I will crush them when they're found. With my fists! They've already killed too much elements!
Mercury: Here are the rules; no one can go alone; someone has to travel with them! I know, some of you are bummed out, but it's for your safety. Look at what happened to Nitrogen!
Zirconium: Alright, Hafnium, I think it's time to travel in pairs...
Hafnium: You can count on me, little sis.
Zirconium: Thanks...
Hydrogen: I can always depend on Oxygen here!
Oxygen: That's right!
The afternoon went on without any incidents happening. However, during the evening, some screaming could be heard.
Mercury: I'll go outside to investigate... who wants to join me? I can't go alone; it's unsafe.
Fluorine: I will! Besides, 2 is better than one, and I want to get out of this dreaded mansion for once!
Mercury & Fluorine go outside, to investigate the scream. It turns out there was a robot trapped under a fallen tree...
Mercury: It's just a robot... but I'll help it anyways; maybe it can provide us some tips!
Robot: Help me, please... I was just taking a walk, when this tree fell over and trapped me... and look at the weather...
Mercury looks outside, to see some storm clouds forming.
Robot: I'm not waterproof... looks like it's over for me...
Mercury: Don't worry, I've been trained to save lives!
Fluorine & Mercury help get the tree off the robot.
Mercury: In return, can you tell me how you got here? Any clues about the murderer?
Robot: I am a robot... desired to KILL. Created BY the murderer. You just fell into my trap!
Mercury tries destroying the robot, but it fails.
Robot: I'm mercury-proof. On the other hand, you two get to enjoy my new RAZOR BLADES!!
Mercury and Fluorine try fighting back, to no avail...
They keep on fighting, until they get to the cliffside...
Mercury: You'll never take me down!!
Fluorine goes all wild on the robot, but it didn't work.
Robot: I also have... a WATERY SURPRISE.
The robot shove Mercury & Fluorine off the cliff...
into the rocks.
Meanwhile, back at the mansion...
Manganese: I don't like this mansion at all. I'm probably going to get killed!! And then I can't watch my ANIMU! This SUCKS! I miss my ANIMU!
Terbium: Me too, man. I miss my "Yancha's Adventure" game! And my animu waifu games...
Manganese: Wait, you play animu waifu games!?
Terbium: Yes!
Manganese: Terbium? I just realized something.
Terbium: Yeah?
Manganese: We're going to be the BESTEST of friends!
Manganese and Terbium give each other a bro hug. Everyone else was just disgusted.
Magnesium: Manganese? Seriously?
Potassium: Quit with your "festival" and focus on real life issues, like the murders. By the way, Mercury and Fluorine are taking longer than usual...
Rubidium: Potassium is right; I'm getting irritated by you two. Stop glorifying Japanese cartoons and focus on the mission.
Manganese: No, you're just mean! I love my animu, animu is life!
Everyone goes to a different room. Eventually, it was dinner time, and they all went down to the dining room...
Platinum: This is strange; Mercury and Fluorine aren't back. They should be in time for dinner. They're missing out!
Titanium: Yeah! I can't wait for my favorite; the ultimate diabetes burger!
Eventually, everyone enjoyed their meals. Tungsten was... well, wolfing down his meal, like a wolf.
After dinner...
Dmitri: Hope you enjoyed your meals!
Manganese: It was great! It was GREAT Japanese animu food!
Potassium facepalms.
Gold: Thanks for the opportunity, Dmitri. I've never been so honored before. After all, I am a king.
Dmitri: You're welcome, King Gold of Aurum.
Magnesium: Now that I've eaten lots of protein, are there any sports areas here?
Dmitri: Follow me!
Magnesium follows the scientist to the basketball court.
Dmitri: Enjoy your stay!
Dmitri Mendeleev closes the door, leaving Magnesium in the room all alone.
Magnesium: I can't wait!
However, one of the basketballs hits Magnesium's head.
Magnesium: Hey! Watch where you throw your basketballs!
More basketballs pelt Magnesium. Eventually... the basketballs move by THEMSELVES!?
The basketballs dribble themselves, and then eventually advance towards Magnesium...
Magnesium: Oh no... this is a nightmare... right?
Meanwhile...
Palladium: They still haven't come back... did something happen to them? It's dark outside... let's check tomorrow.
Potassium: By the way, I wanna check on Magnesium; let's see how many shots he made!
Potassium goes to the basketball court. He opens the door... to see...
Potassium: WHAT THE...
It turns out the basketballs were covered in blood, and Magnesium's corpse wasn't too far away. Magnesium was crushed to death... by basketballs!? All his bones were crushed, some sticking out of his corpse...
Potassium: What kind of accident is THIS!?
Potassium runs back, and tells Mercury's detective group about what happened. They all rush to the basketball room, and see the scene... Iodine, the nurse, comes and checks up on Magnesium.
Iodine: That's some irreversible damage there... looks like the basketballs have killed him...
Potassium: I swear, he's a great basketball player! I highly doubt this was an accident! I think the MURDERER played basketball with him!
Everyone gasps.
Palladium: That can't be!
Vanadium: I have an idea, Palladium. I think it's Dmitri! He lead him to this basketball room, and it's no coincidence that he died a few minutes later!
Palladium: I agree. We've gotta question him!
Vanadium: But the question is, where is he?
Potassium: Well, Magnesium is dead, and looks like there aren't any fingerprints on the basketballs... what mysterious circumstances...
To be continued...
Will they find the mysterious murderer? Is Dmitri Mendeleev innocent? Will they find out the strange circumstances surrounding Magnesium's death? Where are Mercury and Fluorine?
Find out in the next installment!
Deaths:
Antimony, Beryllium, Chlorine, Rhodium, Nitrogen, Tantalum, Niobium, Magnesium
Missing:
Mercury, Fluorine
Monday, October 29, 2018
The Super Challenge! - REVIVAL! - Day 1
The Elements were feasting on the good food Dmitri Mendeleev made.
Sodium: Yum! I can't believe I've been treated to a meal like this!
Hydrogen: If this were a restaurant, I'd rate it 5 stars instantly!
However, in the middle of their meal, the lights go off, and a scream was heard...
Oxygen: What was that!? A power outage!?
Hydrogen: No, it can't be... someone must've cut off the lights!
The lights come back, and Tin screams.
Indium: What!? What's wrong!?
Tin: There's something wrong with Antimony!
Indium: What is it?
Tin: There's something red on his chest! And he isn't moving...
Indium: Are there any doctors here!? He's in trouble!!
Technetium, Iodine, and Bromine come.
Technetium: Technetium here! It looks like the red thing on his chest... might be a stab wound.
Titanium: So you're tellin' me there's a murderer here? I knew this was a trap!
Technetium: No, it looks like it might've been an accident.
Titanium: Would Antimony really stab himself? Let me grab the knife...
Luckily, for the elements... there was a detective.
Mercury: Detective Mercury is here! I'm here to solve all your problems! Looks like Antimony has been killed!
Titanium: Who knows, Antimony might've been a suicidal...
Mercury: Let's be serious!
Mercury puts on his gloves, and removes the knife. He looks very closely at it, and...
Mercury: Hmm... whoever it is, looks like they would've wiped off the fingerprints. Who do you think it is?
Ruthenium: I'm not sure, although I'm suspecting a certain girl here...
Niobium: I would never kill someone, even if they were too inferior to me!
Zirconium: This is scary...
Oxygen: Looks like someone here wants to murder... and Dmitri has gone missing... but who could be the murderer?
Sodium: Let's continue eating!
Hydrogen: No! Not at a time like this... you don't care, don't you Sodium?
Sodium: Of course I care! Antimony was one of my childhood friends, after all... too bad we don't know his murderer...
Beryllium: And how do we know you're not the murderer?
Sodium: Because I don't murder!
Titanium: I'm not the murderer; I didn't bring a knife!
Sodium: Who here brought a knife?
No one answered, or wanted to admit...
Vanadium: Wait a second, Mendeleev invited us all over here... only to kill us, right!?
Titanium: That guy's crazy! He's going to kill us all!
Vanadium: Don't worry, I have my wrench!
Vanadium holds up her trusty wrench. It was her weapon she always carried around.
Hydrogen: We don't know where he went, though... it must be Mendeleev! He went missing after the power went out, and he's the owner of this mansion!
All the elements run outside, but the drawbridge was down. No escape!!
Strontium: We're trapped here! What do we do!?
Barium: I don't know, we're all going to DIE.
Neon: We're going to die here...
Krypton: I knew I should've brought my comics!!
Vanadium: When I find Mendeleev, I'm gonna beat him with my wrench!
Titanium: And I'm going to give him extra piercings!
Lithium: And I will rob his mansion, too!
Potassium: Lithium, not isn't the time for that!
However, it started to storm now... they go back inside.
Rubidium: Don't worry, with my burning passion, we're going to find the murderer!
Dmitri Mendeleev reappears, only for Vanadium to tackle him.
Titanium: Vanads, DON'T! Where were you when the lights went off!?
Dmitri: I had to go to the pantry, to get some seasonings!
Vanadium: Don't LIE! You were off to kill Antimony. You cut the power!
Dmitri: What!? I did no such thing! Antimony ISN'T dead!
Vanadium: Denial. That's the first stage of a lie.
Chlorine: How do we know you didn't kill that poor defenseless element? Antimony did nothing to you!
Dmitri: I would never kill my own creation!
Chlorine: Fine, stop beating him up, Vanadium. Believe him.
Mercury: Let's do head count.
Mercury counted... only 84 heads!? Surely there were supposed to be 85, excluding Antimony!
Vanadium: Fine, I believe you, Dmitri. Just don't scare us like this...
Mercury: One of us must be a murderer. The one who is missing is Dysprosium.
Gallium: The one who's more of a troublemaker than Indium?
Mercury: Whatever you call him. I wonder where he is...
However, Dysprosium comes running in.
Dysprosium: I'm sorry, I'm late!
Mercury: Everyone is here. That's good. Now, let's see who killed Antimony and-
Suddenly, the power went out again. When the lights went back on...
Holmium: Holy...
Beryllium was on the floor, with the knife...
in his neck. It was the same knife, no doubt.
Chlorine: Oh my goodness! Poor Beryllium! He's been stabbed...
Chlorine faints.
Holmium: It must be the same killer! The same knife... two deaths... Beryllium... is DEAD!
Mercury: Same thing as before... no fingerprints on the knife, they must've been wiped off...
Dysprosium: Huh? What? What happened to Beryllium!?
Mercury: Someone just killed Beryllium, with a knife in his neck. We've gotta find out who this murderer is before all of us die.
Helium: That sucks, I liked his sarcasm...
Hydrogen: Don't worry, we'll find another guy like him.
Niobium: I can't believe I'm stuck in a mansion like this! Stuck with a bunch of commoners, and no way to escape. And also, we're being killed by the minute!
Titanium: You know, with your attitude, you kind of deserve it...
Niobium: Get lost, Titanium!
Tantalum: I have strength, unlike you. Follow her orders or get wrecked.
Cesium: Who's gonna take care of Chlorine while he's unconscious!?
Rubidium: I will. As the leader of the Alkalis, I have to work to save others.
Cesium: WHAT!?! What makes you think YOU'RE responsible!? Just let Aluminum do it; HE'S THE STRONGEST! The element committee should just make ME leader! I have passion too, you know!
Aluminum carries Chlorine with ease. Titanium thinks of a way to try to revive Chlorine...
Titanium: CHLORINE! WAKE UP! YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
It wasn't very effective.
Iodine: Titanium! The best way to treat a hurt patient is lying them on their back! Put him on a nearby couch.
Aluminum just does that.
Sodium: By the way, the time's growing late. It's 10:30 already.
Hydrogen: We can't sleep. The murderer might murder us all in our sleep!
Mercury: Correct. I will keep vigilant; I will watch over you all.
Vanadium: How do we know that Dmitri isn't the killer?
Mercury: We don't know that for sure.
Hydrogen: By the way, where is Dmitri?
Mercury: He could be watching us... plotting our next move.
Tin: I just want to go home now...
Indium: Don't worry! He'll be caught before we know it!
Cesium: It's pretty late.
Rhodium was still drinking his cup of wine.
Rhodium: Indium, we don't know about that.
Nickel: Believe in the little boy!
Rhodium: I'm just going to go to bed now.
Palladium: We can't go to bed at a time like this! The murderer might kill us all in our sleep, just like Hydrogen said!
Rhodium ignores Palladium, and goes upstairs anyways.
Sodium: I'm tired too, I'm going upstairs...
About almost all the elements leave, except for Mercury, Vanadium, Molybdenum, Rubidium, Palladium, Cesium, Technetium, Iodine, and Bromine.
Palladium: I'm staying. There's no way we're going to be killed!
Technetium: Death is irreversible; once you're killed, you're killed. There's no known way to revive people... yet.
Mercury: Wait, bring Copper down. He's a tactician; he knows magic spells. Okay, Technetium? He might have a revival spell.
Technetium brings Copper downstairs.
Technetium: Do you have any chance that you know any revival spells?
Copper: There are no such thing as revival spells. Unfortunately. If there was one, I would've used it on those elements right there and now. Unfortunately, that doesn't exist right now, although tacticians are researching how to make a revival spell...
Technetium: Never mind. Stay with us, so we can investigate the death surrounding the death of Beryllium.
Copper: Alright then.
Mercury: That's unfortunate, or else we would've had Antimony and Beryllium revived within no time. Then we would've caught the murderer. Anyways, Iodine & Bromine, check Antimony's body. Palladium & Vanadium, check Beryllium's.
Iodine & Bromine go to the dining hall, only to find...
Antimony's body has disappeared!
Iodine: Mercury, it seems that Antimony's body has disappeared.
Palladium: Couldn't find Beryllium's body, either... they must've known we were doing an investigation, to make it harder to find him/her... should we check on Chlorine?
Mercury: Yes.
The whole group goes to the room that Chlorine was put in... only to find him gone?
Palladium: Oh no. It seems like someone has kidnapped him...
Iodine: They're in trouble... maybe the murderer has gotten to him already...
Mercury: I should've told someone to keep an eye on Chlorine, so this would've never happened...
Iodine: By the way, we're getting tired.
Mercury: Don't worry. I'm going to keep watch over you guys, so if any murderers come your way, I'll tackle, beat up, and poison the murderer to death! It'll be justice!
And so, the detective group went to sleep, except Mercury, who decided to stay up...
Dead:
Day 1 - Antimony, Beryllium
Missing:
Chlorine
Sodium: Yum! I can't believe I've been treated to a meal like this!
Hydrogen: If this were a restaurant, I'd rate it 5 stars instantly!
However, in the middle of their meal, the lights go off, and a scream was heard...
Oxygen: What was that!? A power outage!?
Hydrogen: No, it can't be... someone must've cut off the lights!
The lights come back, and Tin screams.
Indium: What!? What's wrong!?
Tin: There's something wrong with Antimony!
Indium: What is it?
Tin: There's something red on his chest! And he isn't moving...
Indium: Are there any doctors here!? He's in trouble!!
Technetium, Iodine, and Bromine come.
Technetium: Technetium here! It looks like the red thing on his chest... might be a stab wound.
Titanium: So you're tellin' me there's a murderer here? I knew this was a trap!
Technetium: No, it looks like it might've been an accident.
Titanium: Would Antimony really stab himself? Let me grab the knife...
Luckily, for the elements... there was a detective.
Mercury: Detective Mercury is here! I'm here to solve all your problems! Looks like Antimony has been killed!
Titanium: Who knows, Antimony might've been a suicidal...
Mercury: Let's be serious!
Mercury puts on his gloves, and removes the knife. He looks very closely at it, and...
Mercury: Hmm... whoever it is, looks like they would've wiped off the fingerprints. Who do you think it is?
Ruthenium: I'm not sure, although I'm suspecting a certain girl here...
Niobium: I would never kill someone, even if they were too inferior to me!
Zirconium: This is scary...
Oxygen: Looks like someone here wants to murder... and Dmitri has gone missing... but who could be the murderer?
Sodium: Let's continue eating!
Hydrogen: No! Not at a time like this... you don't care, don't you Sodium?
Sodium: Of course I care! Antimony was one of my childhood friends, after all... too bad we don't know his murderer...
Beryllium: And how do we know you're not the murderer?
Sodium: Because I don't murder!
Titanium: I'm not the murderer; I didn't bring a knife!
Sodium: Who here brought a knife?
No one answered, or wanted to admit...
Vanadium: Wait a second, Mendeleev invited us all over here... only to kill us, right!?
Titanium: That guy's crazy! He's going to kill us all!
Vanadium: Don't worry, I have my wrench!
Vanadium holds up her trusty wrench. It was her weapon she always carried around.
Hydrogen: We don't know where he went, though... it must be Mendeleev! He went missing after the power went out, and he's the owner of this mansion!
All the elements run outside, but the drawbridge was down. No escape!!
Strontium: We're trapped here! What do we do!?
Barium: I don't know, we're all going to DIE.
Neon: We're going to die here...
Krypton: I knew I should've brought my comics!!
Vanadium: When I find Mendeleev, I'm gonna beat him with my wrench!
Titanium: And I'm going to give him extra piercings!
Lithium: And I will rob his mansion, too!
Potassium: Lithium, not isn't the time for that!
However, it started to storm now... they go back inside.
Rubidium: Don't worry, with my burning passion, we're going to find the murderer!
Dmitri Mendeleev reappears, only for Vanadium to tackle him.
Titanium: Vanads, DON'T! Where were you when the lights went off!?
Dmitri: I had to go to the pantry, to get some seasonings!
Vanadium: Don't LIE! You were off to kill Antimony. You cut the power!
Dmitri: What!? I did no such thing! Antimony ISN'T dead!
Vanadium: Denial. That's the first stage of a lie.
Chlorine: How do we know you didn't kill that poor defenseless element? Antimony did nothing to you!
Dmitri: I would never kill my own creation!
Chlorine: Fine, stop beating him up, Vanadium. Believe him.
Mercury: Let's do head count.
Mercury counted... only 84 heads!? Surely there were supposed to be 85, excluding Antimony!
Vanadium: Fine, I believe you, Dmitri. Just don't scare us like this...
Mercury: One of us must be a murderer. The one who is missing is Dysprosium.
Gallium: The one who's more of a troublemaker than Indium?
Mercury: Whatever you call him. I wonder where he is...
However, Dysprosium comes running in.
Dysprosium: I'm sorry, I'm late!
Mercury: Everyone is here. That's good. Now, let's see who killed Antimony and-
Suddenly, the power went out again. When the lights went back on...
Holmium: Holy...
Beryllium was on the floor, with the knife...
in his neck. It was the same knife, no doubt.
Chlorine: Oh my goodness! Poor Beryllium! He's been stabbed...
Chlorine faints.
Holmium: It must be the same killer! The same knife... two deaths... Beryllium... is DEAD!
Mercury: Same thing as before... no fingerprints on the knife, they must've been wiped off...
Dysprosium: Huh? What? What happened to Beryllium!?
Mercury: Someone just killed Beryllium, with a knife in his neck. We've gotta find out who this murderer is before all of us die.
Helium: That sucks, I liked his sarcasm...
Hydrogen: Don't worry, we'll find another guy like him.
Niobium: I can't believe I'm stuck in a mansion like this! Stuck with a bunch of commoners, and no way to escape. And also, we're being killed by the minute!
Titanium: You know, with your attitude, you kind of deserve it...
Niobium: Get lost, Titanium!
Tantalum: I have strength, unlike you. Follow her orders or get wrecked.
Cesium: Who's gonna take care of Chlorine while he's unconscious!?
Rubidium: I will. As the leader of the Alkalis, I have to work to save others.
Cesium: WHAT!?! What makes you think YOU'RE responsible!? Just let Aluminum do it; HE'S THE STRONGEST! The element committee should just make ME leader! I have passion too, you know!
Aluminum carries Chlorine with ease. Titanium thinks of a way to try to revive Chlorine...
Titanium: CHLORINE! WAKE UP! YOU'RE LATE FOR SCHOOL!!!
It wasn't very effective.
Iodine: Titanium! The best way to treat a hurt patient is lying them on their back! Put him on a nearby couch.
Aluminum just does that.
Sodium: By the way, the time's growing late. It's 10:30 already.
Hydrogen: We can't sleep. The murderer might murder us all in our sleep!
Mercury: Correct. I will keep vigilant; I will watch over you all.
Vanadium: How do we know that Dmitri isn't the killer?
Mercury: We don't know that for sure.
Hydrogen: By the way, where is Dmitri?
Mercury: He could be watching us... plotting our next move.
Tin: I just want to go home now...
Indium: Don't worry! He'll be caught before we know it!
Cesium: It's pretty late.
Rhodium was still drinking his cup of wine.
Rhodium: Indium, we don't know about that.
Nickel: Believe in the little boy!
Rhodium: I'm just going to go to bed now.
Palladium: We can't go to bed at a time like this! The murderer might kill us all in our sleep, just like Hydrogen said!
Rhodium ignores Palladium, and goes upstairs anyways.
Sodium: I'm tired too, I'm going upstairs...
About almost all the elements leave, except for Mercury, Vanadium, Molybdenum, Rubidium, Palladium, Cesium, Technetium, Iodine, and Bromine.
Palladium: I'm staying. There's no way we're going to be killed!
Technetium: Death is irreversible; once you're killed, you're killed. There's no known way to revive people... yet.
Mercury: Wait, bring Copper down. He's a tactician; he knows magic spells. Okay, Technetium? He might have a revival spell.
Technetium brings Copper downstairs.
Technetium: Do you have any chance that you know any revival spells?
Copper: There are no such thing as revival spells. Unfortunately. If there was one, I would've used it on those elements right there and now. Unfortunately, that doesn't exist right now, although tacticians are researching how to make a revival spell...
Technetium: Never mind. Stay with us, so we can investigate the death surrounding the death of Beryllium.
Copper: Alright then.
Mercury: That's unfortunate, or else we would've had Antimony and Beryllium revived within no time. Then we would've caught the murderer. Anyways, Iodine & Bromine, check Antimony's body. Palladium & Vanadium, check Beryllium's.
Iodine & Bromine go to the dining hall, only to find...
Antimony's body has disappeared!
Iodine: Mercury, it seems that Antimony's body has disappeared.
Palladium: Couldn't find Beryllium's body, either... they must've known we were doing an investigation, to make it harder to find him/her... should we check on Chlorine?
Mercury: Yes.
The whole group goes to the room that Chlorine was put in... only to find him gone?
Palladium: Oh no. It seems like someone has kidnapped him...
Iodine: They're in trouble... maybe the murderer has gotten to him already...
Mercury: I should've told someone to keep an eye on Chlorine, so this would've never happened...
Iodine: By the way, we're getting tired.
Mercury: Don't worry. I'm going to keep watch over you guys, so if any murderers come your way, I'll tackle, beat up, and poison the murderer to death! It'll be justice!
And so, the detective group went to sleep, except Mercury, who decided to stay up...
Dead:
Day 1 - Antimony, Beryllium
Missing:
Chlorine
Sunday, October 28, 2018
The Super Challenge - REVIVAL! - Prelude
One day, elements 1-83 had received an invitation to the Dmitri Mendeleev mansion, a rich mansion in the middle of nowhere.
No one seemed suspicious about it at first. Not even the outgoing Hydrogen & Oxygen.
Hydrogen: Can't you believe it!? We've been invited to a rich mansion!
Oxygen: I can imagine what we're going to have, the feasts and all...
Helium: And we all get our own rooms! I wonder if I can share one with Hydrogen?
Hydrogen: I hope so; I mean, you're my brother, after all! And I hope I get to share a room with Oxygen!
Oxygen & Hydrogen are best friends.
Nitrogen: That's great and all, but where are the others?
Carbon: I don't know yet.
The door opens.
Carbon: Ah, it must be everyone else!
Indeed, all the other elements came in.
Beryllium: Hmm... this mansion is nice. Something I like for once.
Fluorine comes running in.
Fluorine: Hahaha! Aren't you glad to see me?
Hydrogen: Just don't try to wreck the mansion, okay?
Fluorine: You can't promise that!
Everyone winced. Sulfur comes running in, with his best friend, Phosphorus, following.
Sulfur: Yeehaw! Glad to see me today?
Beryllium: Eh, not really.
Sulfur: Well that sucks. How about you, Boron?
Boron: ...
Sodium comes walking in, eating a bag of barbecue potato chips.
Sodium: So this is the mansion, correct? I hope the food there is good!
Sulfur laughed at Sodium's joke. Meanwhile, Lithium was thinking of something...
Lithium: (thinking) What can I take as a souvenir? Hmm... looks like I'll have to wait!
Carbon: What do you think Lithium's thinking about?
Hydrogen: Don't know the girl that much. Heard from Tellurium she's a thief though.
Lithium sneaks up to Hydrogen.
Lithium: And a very sneaky one, that is.
Carbon: You heard us?
Lithium: My ears are very sharp, too. Skills of a thief.
Neon: Hey guys, how's your day been today? This mansion looks totally cool! I wonder if I can shine brightly there!
Oxygen: It's been totally awesome, Neon.
Magnesium: Hey! It's been a long time I've seen you, Aluminum! Last time I saw you was at the gym, a few months ago.
Aluminum: Yep. I've became stronger, and I won't lose to you again in basketball!
Neon: Aluminum really is amazing; he is small, yet he boasts a lot of strength.
Aluminum: I was just born short!
Aluminum & Neon laugh. Meanwhile, Fluorine spotted Phosphorus...
Fluorine: It's YOU! I thought Dmitri didn't invite you!
Phosphorus: Well, they invited every element, elements 1-83. I was included, so were you. Get over it!
Fluorine: What was he thinking when he was inviting you!?
Phosphorus: I hope we won't have to share a room together!
Sulfur: Yeah, Fluorine. You're just preposterous!
Fluorine and Sulfur were about to get into a brawl, when...
Chlorine: Calm down you two, we want a peaceful time in this mansion.
Sulfur: Alright, fine. Just stay out of Phosphorus' way and we're all good, Fluorine.
Fluorine: Fine.
Potassium comes rushing in.
Potassium: Hey! Why am I here again?
Fluorine: Dmitri invited us all into this mansion. I want to have a good time, but unfortunately Phosphorus had to come too...
Potassium: Magnesium, how are you today?
Magnesium: Wonderful, I just won a basketball game today. What about you?
Potassium: I tried sports for the first time. I surprisingly did wonderful! Well, my friends say I'm the athletic type, so...
Magnesium: If you're good as me, you can apply for the basketball team.
Potassium: I'll try! I'll be very passionate about it.
Calcium: I'd like to see you try, you might be a little bit too weak!
Magnesium: You don't play sports, though!
Calcium: I'm on par with Aluminum for strength! Who needs sports?
Magnesium: ...his loss.
Scandium: You could be a great baseball player!
Magnesium: Basketball is better. I'm one of the best players on my team!
Scandium: Say, where are you from?
Magnesium: The land of Magnesia.
Scandium: South Carolina. My place sounds more interesting than yours. I actually come from the planet of Earth!
Vanadium: Why am I here again?
Hydrogen: You are here to enjoy a week at this mansion. I assume you're on paid vacation?
Vanadium: No, and plus my boss doesn't pay me enough.
Suddenly, Titanium comes in, through the ceiling.
Titanium: Did you like my entrance?
Everyone: NO!
Titanium: Whatever. How about you beat up your boss? You can be your own boss, Vanads!
Vanadium: Uh, no thanks.
Titanium: I've done that many times. Unfortunately, that got me fired a lot of times.
Sulfur: Now THAT'S funny!
Titanium: Bet you don't even have a job.
Sulfur: Yeah I do, and it's being an awesome ranger!
Titanium: Fine, whatever.
Vanadium: I wonder what's inside this mansion?
Titanium: Who knows!?
Chromium: I hope it's something shiny! I think Rhodium would enjoy something like that!
Manganese: Man, there's no internet reception at this mansion, meaning I can't watch my magical girl cartoons...
Titanium: GOOD! Maybe you can spend time actually socializing with others!
Manganese: Uh... you don't have as much knowledge about animu!
Titanium: Who cares about that!?
Manganese: At least I have my thousands of pictures of animu girls!
Vanadium: Maybe I should've just stayed home...
Manganese: Yeah, Vanadium's got a point, I wanna watch my ANIMU!
Fluorine: (thinking) Who's worse; Manganese, Phosphorus, or Titanium...
Suddenly, the door opens again, letting in more elements.
Cobalt: Wow, there's definitely a LOT of elements here. Never seen that much; I'm the boss at a pretty large company, you know...
Copper: Cobalt, what do you think I can do here? I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to use electrical magic...
Titanium: Because you're not a real magician, that's why.
Copper uses electrical magic on Titanium.
Magnesium: ...except in that case.
Cobalt: Just let your mind off of magic and enjoy the surroundings, that's what!
Nickel: I'm not sure what to do; there are a lot of big elements around here...
Cobalt: Just have a good time, Nickel! The rest of your friends (Indium & Tin) are coming soon. Enjoy time with Aluminum, I guess?
Nickel: Alright, I guess!
Aluminum: Hey! How are you?
Nickel: A bit better, I guess. I just don't like these big, scary elements...
Titanium: Hahaha! Yeah, I'm scary alright!
Titanium shows off his piercings. He had a LOT of those!
Nickel: Let's go, Aluminum.
Aluminum & Nickel walk away from the bad element.
Aluminum: At least he's not as strong as me.
Zinc: Hey, Titanium! Nice body piercings you have!
Titanium: Thanks, they cost a fortune! They're awesome and extremely edgy!
Vanadium: I just think they're ugly.
Titanium: (points to Vanadium) She's just jealous...
Copper: That's why my electrical spell was super effective; his piercings were pure titanium!
Titanium: Yep, adding to my name. Now, Zinc, how popular do you think our latest song has been?
Zinc: Don't know; there's no internet reception here.
Gallium: Anyways, where do you think that troublemaker Indium is?
Titanium: Don't worry, Gallium. He's coming soon with Tin.
Gallium: Well, it's getting a bit cooler here.
Hydrogen: It's the fall, after all.
Germanium and Silicon come in.
Germanium: Silicon, how has our sales been?
Silicon: It's been pretty good. Silicon Incorporation's sales have been booming lately.
Germanium: Probably because of your latest phone.
Silicon: Yeah, the Silicone XS.
Manganese: Hey! How do they have internet, but they don't?
Vanadium: They're pretty important business elements; they need to keep in touch with their customers.
Manganese: And my animu isn't important!?
Vanadium: No offense, but yes.
Manganese tackles Vanadium. Meanwhile, Arsenic makes an entrance. Everyone backs away from him...
Arsenic: Hmm, that's a bit touchy.
Titanium: Hey, I feel you, man. Everyone hates me, except Zinc.
Zinc: Yeah; Titanium is a pretty cool man.
Arsenic: It's probably because I'm poisonous; don't worry, I'm used to this... you chickens.
Everyone was offended by arsenic's remark. As you may know, Arsenic has a pretty toxic personality.
Selenium comes in, with his headphones on.
Zinc: What are you listening to?
Selenium: It's pretty awesome music, gotta say.
Zinc: What is it called?
Selenium: "Pasta" by Samurai.
Zinc: Uh... interesting song!
Fluorine: Oh hey look, Bromine is here!
Indeed, Bromine was just coming in.
Bromine: This mansion is vast. No wonder it can fit lots of elements here! I'm Bromine, nice to meet you, those who I don't know.
Titanium: Wow, for a liquid halogen, he's pretty nice.
Bromine: Fluorine, how have you been?
Fluorine: Go away, you're the worst halogen.
Bromine: Again, why do you think that?
Fluorine: I dunno, but Iodine is a nurse, and Astatine is radioactive.
Bromine: I'm a liquid.
Fluorine: Mercury is also liquid; and he's cool.
Bromine: ...
Krypton comes rushing in.
Krypton: Hey, Neon! Can't you believe it? This mansion is just like the one I saw in Elementman - Uprising!
Neon: That's pretty cool!
Krypton: Anyways, what do you wanna do? Since we have no internet, and I forgot to pack my comic books... want to make one together?
Neon: Sure!
Rubidium: Am I the superhero?
Neon: NO!
Titanium: In fact, you can make him the villain.
Neon & Krypton: Titanium!!
Neon: Our comic book is going to be called "Neon Adventures!"
Krypton: That's a good idea!
Hydrogen: I'd like to read it. Are you going to publish it?
Neon: Maybe.
Meanwhile, Strontium walks in, totally bored out of his mind.
Strontium: Hey...
Neon: What's wrong with the little boy?
Strontium: I'm not allowed to bring fireworks here, and fireworks are life. Want to talk?
Neon: Sure, Krypton and I are making a new comic book called "Neon Adventures."
Rubidium: Anyways, Potassium, where were you yesterday?
Potassium: Trying out sports; I was surprisingly good. You should try, Rubidium.
Rubidium: Nah, I'm too good; my passion keeps me burning.
Potassium: Yeah! You're awesome, Rubidium!
Oxygen: He's like an idol in his hometown... which is great!
Rubidium: Yeah!
Strontium: Anyways, when the 7 days are over, I hope there's a firework fest!
Rubidium: I hope the fireworks are red!
Strontium: My favorite color is red.
Rubidium: That's great, mine is also red!
Yttrium: Anyways, do you think this mansion has fairies in it?
Rubidium: NO! You're just weird!
Yttrium: This mansion is mystical. There are many things I haven't seen before! Are you a fairy?
Strontium: No, I think Rubidium wants you to get lost.
Yttrium: No, you're just mean.
Strontium: What!? I'm kinder than Titanium.
Zirconium: Hey there, friends! It's a whole new world to explore!
Strontium: Hey, Zirconium! Where's Hafnium?
Zirconium: She's on her way.
Strontium: I see.
Zirconium: Do you like my zircon?
Strontium: Yeah, your necklace looks beautiful.
Rubidium: It's full of passion!
Sulfur: Get this; her name is Zirconium!
Helium: I wonder if in the future, there'll be a newcomer named Diamondium.
Oxygen: We can only hope!
Niobium: Wait, Diamondium? If that ever exists, I bet I'm better!
Oxygen: Coming from the daughter of Tantalum, is an insult!
Niobium: Whatever. I'm superior to everyone, even Platinum.
Oxygen: Now she's getting extra spicy!
Hydrogen: Do you think she's more spicy than jalapenos?
Oxygen: Yeah.
Niobium: Are these compliments are insults? They're compliments, because I'm naturally that good!
Titanium: Unfortunately, nobody looks like they're going to care right now.
And of course, Niobium might be more hated than Titanium...
Molybdenum: Stop the ruckus, or I might have to hurt YOU TWO.
Niobium winced in fear at the mighty Molybdenum.
Niobium: I'm sorry! It's just that my superiority is being challenged right now!!
Molybdenum picks Niobium up.
Molybdenum: I'm very strong, be careful not to be too vain.
Niobium: Great, let me down now.
Molybdenum does that.
Technetium: Are you okay, Niobium?
Niobium: Yeah. I'm always okay! Why? Because I'm superior!
Molybdenum rolls his eyes.
Technetium: I'm one of the doctors here.
Niobium: That's cool!
Technetium: Yeah, and I'm also a radioactive element.
Niobium runs.
Ruthenium: Hey, Niobium, come here. Did you just say you were superior to everyone?
Niobium: Because I am.
Ruthenium: You did not just say that to the great Ruthenium!
Molybdenum again rolls his eyes.
Ruthenium: I'm the prettiest around here, and you don't nearly look as pretty as me!
Niobium: What!? That's an insult!
Ruthenium and Niobium get into a brawl, but Palladium stops them.
Palladium: Stop the fight, or I'll have to banish you! I'm the hero of Hydra, here to stop anyone bad!
Niobium: Yeah, you can banish Ruthenium.
Rhodium walks in, drinking a glass of wine.
Rhodium: Guys, let's calm down, and explore the gorgeous and shiny mansion.
Chromium: It's like everyone's dream come true; too bad we're only staying here 7 days.
Rhodium: And get it; this is nothing like Rhode Island, although Rhode Island is also a gorgeous state.
Chromium: Scandium is from South Carolina, you're from Rhode Island, and Gallium is from Georgia...
Gallium: That's correct. Now where are these troublemakers Indium & Tin?
Chromium: Patience, Gallium. Patience.
Silver comes to the mansion, in his own chariot.
Silver: I've got to introduce myself. I'm Prince Silver of Argentum, and I'm honored to be spending time in this mansion. I'm very rich, and I'm looking for a bride, who is easygoing, kind, and pretty.
Titanium: Wow, he's so handsome. I'm shocked he doesn't have a bride.
Hydrogen: Yeah, Silver is pretty handsome.
Silver: And you are?
Hydrogen: Hydrogen. I've heard of you before!
Silver: Of course, everybody's heard of the great Silver. There are many potential candidates for brides here... and one of them isn't Niobium.
Niobium: Oh COME ON!
Rubidium: That's what you get for saying I was inferior.
niobium punches rubidium's face.
Potassium: Now, now! You don't need to punch the passionate one.
Cadmium comes in.
Cadmium: I'm finally here... what did I miss?
Silver: My introduction. So I've heard of you; in fact, I have one of your paintings in my castle.
Cadmium: Yeah, I know. I'm really honored to have that!
Silver: Indeed. Who will be my wife? I hope to find one by the 7th day.
Cadmium: I hope you can find one!
Gallium: Look! It's troublemakers Indium & Tin!
Indium and Tin come on, skipping happily.
Indium: This mansion looks really cute!
Tin: I wonder what we're going to get out of it!
Indium: Where's Nickel?
Nickel: Here I am! Anyways, Indium, Krypton & Neon are making a new comic.
Indium: That's cool!
Tin: Anyways, there's much to explore! Let's go, Indium!
Antimony and Tellurium come in.
Antimony: Hmm... a strange mansion I've been invited in. I wonder what'll happen here?
Indium: Who knows?
Tellurium: Hello. I've been invited by Dmitri into a mansion with all of you. Where's Lithium?
Lithium was busy stealing something.
Tellurium: I guess she's off doing her usual business.
Iodine: Bromine! There you are! Sorry I'm late...
Tellurium: Don't worry, you're just fine.
Bromine: Iodine, Technetium, come here. Who is substituting for us?
Meanwhile, at Iodide Hospital...
Curium: Are you alright!?
Ununoctium: No, I just got punched by a kid named Thorium...
Curium: Hmm... you should drink this!
Curium gives Ununoctium the wrong solution, and instead, Ununoctium has a seizure.
Curium: Oops, you're not supposed to drink titanium bromide.
Back in the mansion...
Bromine: Hmm... I hope Curium is doing good.
Iodine: Yeah, there are pretty good nurses other than us.
Cesium: Ruby! I'm finally here!
Rubidium: Hey, Cesium. What do you think of Silver?
Cesium: He's a handsome prince. I wish I was him. Anyways, is there any Sapphirium?
Rubidium: Hmm, that would be something I'd like to look after.
Cesium: I hope NOT!
Titanium: Calm down, you too! Xenon is here!
Unfortunately, Xenon talks ONLY in binary code. Nothing the elements could understand. The Lanthanides make an entrance.
Lanthanum: Tada! I'm finally here! Aren't you happy?
Europium: This is my buddy, Lanthanum. He's a playwright, if you didn't know.
Praseodymium: Look at this beautiful mansion! Lots of flowers! I'm very jolly!
Neodymium: Hey, where's Neon at?
Titanium: I swear to goodness, if you're trying to imitate him again... anyways, he's making a comic book.
Neodymium runs to Neon.
Neodymium: HEY! Neon! Can I join your team?
Krypton: We're a team of two.
Neon: Yeah, and face it; you're not as cool as me.
Neodymium: Hey! I like you a lot, Neon! I wanna be like you!
Terbium: Manganese, where's the internet connection? I wanna play the online game "Yancha's Adventure!"
Manganese: I don't know. I wanna watch my animu!
Terbium: Me too!
Nickel: It's restricted to Silicon & Germanium.
Terbium: What!? Are they playing yancha's adventure?
Nickel: No, they're business elements, checking on their sales.
Holmium: Holy... this is a strange place! I like it! Anyways, confusion aside, I'm from Sweden.
Gallium: Where is that? I don't remember that being a state in the United States.
Europium: It's in Europe, where I come from. And Europe is a continent.
Beautiful flute music was heard. Lutetium was playing it.
Lutetium: Good evening, friends. Do you like this performance?
Europium: Definitely!
Lutetium: And look at the constellations in the sky... this day is going lovely so far. I was invited; I must be that special.
Europium: Yeah, you're definitely that good!
Hafnium comes to Zirconium.
Hafnium: What did they think of your zircon necklace? I put it on you.
Zirconium: I know, it's for special occasions only. This is one of them. Right?
Hafnium: Exactly. Anyways, what do you think of the mansion?
Zirconium: It's for me. I feel so lucky we were invited to this mansion!
Hafnium: It's not just you; it's elements 1-83.
Zirconium: I see.
Tantalum comes running in.
Tantalum: Girls, boys, did my daughter cause any trouble while I was gone?
Titanium: Who?
Tantalum: Niobium.
Ruthenium: She bragged about how pretty she was, got grabbed by Molybdenum, and almost got banished by Palladium! So yes. And no, she's inferior... at least to me.
Niobium: HEY!
Ruthenium: Anyways, Tantalum, what do you think of me?
Tantalum: You look gorgeous today. No wonder why niobium thought she was prettier. Although she is...
Ruthenium: WHAT!? I'm the most gorgeous element there is...
Tantalum: Okay, whatever. I'm the most skilled element here! I have lots of skills, and I'm definitely superior to you, Ruthenium!
Ruthenium: You ARE her dad!
Tantalum: That's right!
Everyone gets away from Tantalum. Suddenly, Tantalum heard a wolf's cry.
Tantalum: Did a wolf get in here or something?
Tungsten: That's right, and his name is Tungsten. I've finally come. I just like to pretend I'm a wolf sometimes; I'm good at imitating wolves.
Indium: You scared me; I thought you were really a wolf for a second!
Tungsten: I'm that good? I appreciate it!
Indium: Yeah, it's so realistic...
Nickel: He's even dressed like a wolf!
Tungsten: I used to be called "Wolfram!"
Nickel: Explains why.
Hydrogen: Interesting! In ancient times?
Tungsten: Yeah!
Rhenium comes in, holding an airplane model.
Rhenium: Hey! This is a completely new place, correct?
Tungsten: Correct. Why are you holding an airplane?
Rhenium: Because I can! I love airplanes, and I love airplane models! In fact, I got here by airplane! Want to see?
Titanium: ...and he's completely addicted to them.
Tantalum: I bet I'm better at flying an airplane than you.
Rhenium: I don't know how to fly airplanes, although I want to grow up to be an airplane pilot!
Tantalum: I see.
Osmium & Iridium, mentor and student, come in.
Osmium: Be careful, Iridium! Not too fast!
Iridium: This place is colorful! I like this mansion! Dmitri definitely made a good decision in inviting both of us!
Osmium: Yeah... I'm going to sit over there.
Iridium: Okay? Anyways, Mr. Osmium, what do you think of this mansion?
Osmium: Definitely very fancy.
Iridium: Yeah, I've never been in a mansion before.
Osmium: I have. They are all very fancy.
Iridium: I wonder when we'll get to see Dmitri himself!
Platinum comes in a chariot, same with Gold.
Platinum: I am King Platinum of the land of Platino. Platino is a very spectacular place, filled with wonders. It costs a lot to take a vacation there. Hope you enjoy my stay!
Gold: And I am King Gold of Aurum. Nice to meet you all, and I see that Silver is here. Aurum is a kingdom where you can find gold everywhere! Even the castle is made out of solid gold!
Iridium: Wow, two very precious elements...
Silver: Yeah, and I'm definitely the more precious one!
Gold: Look up the value of gold.
Silicon looks it up.
Silver: Whatever. Remember we're rivals, Gold! And you, Platinum. You're the most precious here, but that doesn't mean you're the best!
Thallium comes in.
Thallium: Hello. I'm Thallium. I'm one of the most corrosive elements here... be careful, don't touch me. I'm also very toxic, that's why only Arsenic and Chlorine go around me; they aren't affected.
Arsenic: That's right, and we're really good friends. Where are the other 2?
Lead: Hey here, I'm finally here! Am I late?
Titanium: VERY late.
Lead: I can't wait to see what's in here! I'm so happy right now! I'm Lead. I'm a cheerful, yet toxic element. Unfortunately. Did you know? I used to be in your pencils until I was replaced by graphite, made out of Carbon!
Carbon: That is correct.
Lead: Well, facts aside, nice to meet you!
Tin: Nice to meet you, Lead.
Lead: Thanks! Let's go!
And finally, the final element, Bismuth comes in!
Bismuth: Hey! Is this the correct mansion?
???: Yes, welcome to Mendeleev's Mansion. I am Dmitri Mendeleev, creator of the periodic table. I have invited you all over for a stay for 7 days. You can choose which rooms you can stay in; but first, let's eat our feast.
Sodium: Yay! I've been waiting! I wonder what's there!
Bismuth: I can't wait to see what's there!
Everybody goes to the dining table. They had a feast of... well, good food!
Sodium: Yum! I can't believe I've been treated to a meal like this!
Hydrogen: If this were a restaurant, I'd rate it 5 stars instantly!
However, in the middle of their meal, the lights go off, and a scream was heard...
To be continued!
Note: Iron, Cerium, Promethium, Samarium, Gadolinium, Dysprosium, Erbium, & Ytterbium didn't talk. They'll be talking later.
No one seemed suspicious about it at first. Not even the outgoing Hydrogen & Oxygen.
Hydrogen: Can't you believe it!? We've been invited to a rich mansion!
Oxygen: I can imagine what we're going to have, the feasts and all...
Helium: And we all get our own rooms! I wonder if I can share one with Hydrogen?
Hydrogen: I hope so; I mean, you're my brother, after all! And I hope I get to share a room with Oxygen!
Oxygen & Hydrogen are best friends.
Nitrogen: That's great and all, but where are the others?
Carbon: I don't know yet.
The door opens.
Carbon: Ah, it must be everyone else!
Indeed, all the other elements came in.
Beryllium: Hmm... this mansion is nice. Something I like for once.
Fluorine comes running in.
Fluorine: Hahaha! Aren't you glad to see me?
Hydrogen: Just don't try to wreck the mansion, okay?
Fluorine: You can't promise that!
Everyone winced. Sulfur comes running in, with his best friend, Phosphorus, following.
Sulfur: Yeehaw! Glad to see me today?
Beryllium: Eh, not really.
Sulfur: Well that sucks. How about you, Boron?
Boron: ...
Sodium comes walking in, eating a bag of barbecue potato chips.
Sodium: So this is the mansion, correct? I hope the food there is good!
Sulfur laughed at Sodium's joke. Meanwhile, Lithium was thinking of something...
Lithium: (thinking) What can I take as a souvenir? Hmm... looks like I'll have to wait!
Carbon: What do you think Lithium's thinking about?
Hydrogen: Don't know the girl that much. Heard from Tellurium she's a thief though.
Lithium sneaks up to Hydrogen.
Lithium: And a very sneaky one, that is.
Carbon: You heard us?
Lithium: My ears are very sharp, too. Skills of a thief.
Neon: Hey guys, how's your day been today? This mansion looks totally cool! I wonder if I can shine brightly there!
Oxygen: It's been totally awesome, Neon.
Magnesium: Hey! It's been a long time I've seen you, Aluminum! Last time I saw you was at the gym, a few months ago.
Aluminum: Yep. I've became stronger, and I won't lose to you again in basketball!
Neon: Aluminum really is amazing; he is small, yet he boasts a lot of strength.
Aluminum: I was just born short!
Aluminum & Neon laugh. Meanwhile, Fluorine spotted Phosphorus...
Fluorine: It's YOU! I thought Dmitri didn't invite you!
Phosphorus: Well, they invited every element, elements 1-83. I was included, so were you. Get over it!
Fluorine: What was he thinking when he was inviting you!?
Phosphorus: I hope we won't have to share a room together!
Sulfur: Yeah, Fluorine. You're just preposterous!
Fluorine and Sulfur were about to get into a brawl, when...
Chlorine: Calm down you two, we want a peaceful time in this mansion.
Sulfur: Alright, fine. Just stay out of Phosphorus' way and we're all good, Fluorine.
Fluorine: Fine.
Potassium comes rushing in.
Potassium: Hey! Why am I here again?
Fluorine: Dmitri invited us all into this mansion. I want to have a good time, but unfortunately Phosphorus had to come too...
Potassium: Magnesium, how are you today?
Magnesium: Wonderful, I just won a basketball game today. What about you?
Potassium: I tried sports for the first time. I surprisingly did wonderful! Well, my friends say I'm the athletic type, so...
Magnesium: If you're good as me, you can apply for the basketball team.
Potassium: I'll try! I'll be very passionate about it.
Calcium: I'd like to see you try, you might be a little bit too weak!
Magnesium: You don't play sports, though!
Calcium: I'm on par with Aluminum for strength! Who needs sports?
Magnesium: ...his loss.
Scandium: You could be a great baseball player!
Magnesium: Basketball is better. I'm one of the best players on my team!
Scandium: Say, where are you from?
Magnesium: The land of Magnesia.
Scandium: South Carolina. My place sounds more interesting than yours. I actually come from the planet of Earth!
Vanadium: Why am I here again?
Hydrogen: You are here to enjoy a week at this mansion. I assume you're on paid vacation?
Vanadium: No, and plus my boss doesn't pay me enough.
Suddenly, Titanium comes in, through the ceiling.
Titanium: Did you like my entrance?
Everyone: NO!
Titanium: Whatever. How about you beat up your boss? You can be your own boss, Vanads!
Vanadium: Uh, no thanks.
Titanium: I've done that many times. Unfortunately, that got me fired a lot of times.
Sulfur: Now THAT'S funny!
Titanium: Bet you don't even have a job.
Sulfur: Yeah I do, and it's being an awesome ranger!
Titanium: Fine, whatever.
Vanadium: I wonder what's inside this mansion?
Titanium: Who knows!?
Chromium: I hope it's something shiny! I think Rhodium would enjoy something like that!
Manganese: Man, there's no internet reception at this mansion, meaning I can't watch my magical girl cartoons...
Titanium: GOOD! Maybe you can spend time actually socializing with others!
Manganese: Uh... you don't have as much knowledge about animu!
Titanium: Who cares about that!?
Manganese: At least I have my thousands of pictures of animu girls!
Vanadium: Maybe I should've just stayed home...
Manganese: Yeah, Vanadium's got a point, I wanna watch my ANIMU!
Fluorine: (thinking) Who's worse; Manganese, Phosphorus, or Titanium...
Suddenly, the door opens again, letting in more elements.
Cobalt: Wow, there's definitely a LOT of elements here. Never seen that much; I'm the boss at a pretty large company, you know...
Copper: Cobalt, what do you think I can do here? I'm pretty sure I'm not allowed to use electrical magic...
Titanium: Because you're not a real magician, that's why.
Copper uses electrical magic on Titanium.
Magnesium: ...except in that case.
Cobalt: Just let your mind off of magic and enjoy the surroundings, that's what!
Nickel: I'm not sure what to do; there are a lot of big elements around here...
Cobalt: Just have a good time, Nickel! The rest of your friends (Indium & Tin) are coming soon. Enjoy time with Aluminum, I guess?
Nickel: Alright, I guess!
Aluminum: Hey! How are you?
Nickel: A bit better, I guess. I just don't like these big, scary elements...
Titanium: Hahaha! Yeah, I'm scary alright!
Titanium shows off his piercings. He had a LOT of those!
Nickel: Let's go, Aluminum.
Aluminum & Nickel walk away from the bad element.
Aluminum: At least he's not as strong as me.
Zinc: Hey, Titanium! Nice body piercings you have!
Titanium: Thanks, they cost a fortune! They're awesome and extremely edgy!
Vanadium: I just think they're ugly.
Titanium: (points to Vanadium) She's just jealous...
Copper: That's why my electrical spell was super effective; his piercings were pure titanium!
Titanium: Yep, adding to my name. Now, Zinc, how popular do you think our latest song has been?
Zinc: Don't know; there's no internet reception here.
Gallium: Anyways, where do you think that troublemaker Indium is?
Titanium: Don't worry, Gallium. He's coming soon with Tin.
Gallium: Well, it's getting a bit cooler here.
Hydrogen: It's the fall, after all.
Germanium and Silicon come in.
Germanium: Silicon, how has our sales been?
Silicon: It's been pretty good. Silicon Incorporation's sales have been booming lately.
Germanium: Probably because of your latest phone.
Silicon: Yeah, the Silicone XS.
Manganese: Hey! How do they have internet, but they don't?
Vanadium: They're pretty important business elements; they need to keep in touch with their customers.
Manganese: And my animu isn't important!?
Vanadium: No offense, but yes.
Manganese tackles Vanadium. Meanwhile, Arsenic makes an entrance. Everyone backs away from him...
Arsenic: Hmm, that's a bit touchy.
Titanium: Hey, I feel you, man. Everyone hates me, except Zinc.
Zinc: Yeah; Titanium is a pretty cool man.
Arsenic: It's probably because I'm poisonous; don't worry, I'm used to this... you chickens.
Everyone was offended by arsenic's remark. As you may know, Arsenic has a pretty toxic personality.
Selenium comes in, with his headphones on.
Zinc: What are you listening to?
Selenium: It's pretty awesome music, gotta say.
Zinc: What is it called?
Selenium: "Pasta" by Samurai.
Zinc: Uh... interesting song!
Fluorine: Oh hey look, Bromine is here!
Indeed, Bromine was just coming in.
Bromine: This mansion is vast. No wonder it can fit lots of elements here! I'm Bromine, nice to meet you, those who I don't know.
Titanium: Wow, for a liquid halogen, he's pretty nice.
Bromine: Fluorine, how have you been?
Fluorine: Go away, you're the worst halogen.
Bromine: Again, why do you think that?
Fluorine: I dunno, but Iodine is a nurse, and Astatine is radioactive.
Bromine: I'm a liquid.
Fluorine: Mercury is also liquid; and he's cool.
Bromine: ...
Krypton comes rushing in.
Krypton: Hey, Neon! Can't you believe it? This mansion is just like the one I saw in Elementman - Uprising!
Neon: That's pretty cool!
Krypton: Anyways, what do you wanna do? Since we have no internet, and I forgot to pack my comic books... want to make one together?
Neon: Sure!
Rubidium: Am I the superhero?
Neon: NO!
Titanium: In fact, you can make him the villain.
Neon & Krypton: Titanium!!
Neon: Our comic book is going to be called "Neon Adventures!"
Krypton: That's a good idea!
Hydrogen: I'd like to read it. Are you going to publish it?
Neon: Maybe.
Meanwhile, Strontium walks in, totally bored out of his mind.
Strontium: Hey...
Neon: What's wrong with the little boy?
Strontium: I'm not allowed to bring fireworks here, and fireworks are life. Want to talk?
Neon: Sure, Krypton and I are making a new comic book called "Neon Adventures."
Rubidium: Anyways, Potassium, where were you yesterday?
Potassium: Trying out sports; I was surprisingly good. You should try, Rubidium.
Rubidium: Nah, I'm too good; my passion keeps me burning.
Potassium: Yeah! You're awesome, Rubidium!
Oxygen: He's like an idol in his hometown... which is great!
Rubidium: Yeah!
Strontium: Anyways, when the 7 days are over, I hope there's a firework fest!
Rubidium: I hope the fireworks are red!
Strontium: My favorite color is red.
Rubidium: That's great, mine is also red!
Yttrium: Anyways, do you think this mansion has fairies in it?
Rubidium: NO! You're just weird!
Yttrium: This mansion is mystical. There are many things I haven't seen before! Are you a fairy?
Strontium: No, I think Rubidium wants you to get lost.
Yttrium: No, you're just mean.
Strontium: What!? I'm kinder than Titanium.
Zirconium: Hey there, friends! It's a whole new world to explore!
Strontium: Hey, Zirconium! Where's Hafnium?
Zirconium: She's on her way.
Strontium: I see.
Zirconium: Do you like my zircon?
Strontium: Yeah, your necklace looks beautiful.
Rubidium: It's full of passion!
Sulfur: Get this; her name is Zirconium!
Helium: I wonder if in the future, there'll be a newcomer named Diamondium.
Oxygen: We can only hope!
Niobium: Wait, Diamondium? If that ever exists, I bet I'm better!
Oxygen: Coming from the daughter of Tantalum, is an insult!
Niobium: Whatever. I'm superior to everyone, even Platinum.
Oxygen: Now she's getting extra spicy!
Hydrogen: Do you think she's more spicy than jalapenos?
Oxygen: Yeah.
Niobium: Are these compliments are insults? They're compliments, because I'm naturally that good!
Titanium: Unfortunately, nobody looks like they're going to care right now.
And of course, Niobium might be more hated than Titanium...
Molybdenum: Stop the ruckus, or I might have to hurt YOU TWO.
Niobium winced in fear at the mighty Molybdenum.
Niobium: I'm sorry! It's just that my superiority is being challenged right now!!
Molybdenum picks Niobium up.
Molybdenum: I'm very strong, be careful not to be too vain.
Niobium: Great, let me down now.
Molybdenum does that.
Technetium: Are you okay, Niobium?
Niobium: Yeah. I'm always okay! Why? Because I'm superior!
Molybdenum rolls his eyes.
Technetium: I'm one of the doctors here.
Niobium: That's cool!
Technetium: Yeah, and I'm also a radioactive element.
Niobium runs.
Ruthenium: Hey, Niobium, come here. Did you just say you were superior to everyone?
Niobium: Because I am.
Ruthenium: You did not just say that to the great Ruthenium!
Molybdenum again rolls his eyes.
Ruthenium: I'm the prettiest around here, and you don't nearly look as pretty as me!
Niobium: What!? That's an insult!
Ruthenium and Niobium get into a brawl, but Palladium stops them.
Palladium: Stop the fight, or I'll have to banish you! I'm the hero of Hydra, here to stop anyone bad!
Niobium: Yeah, you can banish Ruthenium.
Rhodium walks in, drinking a glass of wine.
Rhodium: Guys, let's calm down, and explore the gorgeous and shiny mansion.
Chromium: It's like everyone's dream come true; too bad we're only staying here 7 days.
Rhodium: And get it; this is nothing like Rhode Island, although Rhode Island is also a gorgeous state.
Chromium: Scandium is from South Carolina, you're from Rhode Island, and Gallium is from Georgia...
Gallium: That's correct. Now where are these troublemakers Indium & Tin?
Chromium: Patience, Gallium. Patience.
Silver comes to the mansion, in his own chariot.
Silver: I've got to introduce myself. I'm Prince Silver of Argentum, and I'm honored to be spending time in this mansion. I'm very rich, and I'm looking for a bride, who is easygoing, kind, and pretty.
Titanium: Wow, he's so handsome. I'm shocked he doesn't have a bride.
Hydrogen: Yeah, Silver is pretty handsome.
Silver: And you are?
Hydrogen: Hydrogen. I've heard of you before!
Silver: Of course, everybody's heard of the great Silver. There are many potential candidates for brides here... and one of them isn't Niobium.
Niobium: Oh COME ON!
Rubidium: That's what you get for saying I was inferior.
niobium punches rubidium's face.
Potassium: Now, now! You don't need to punch the passionate one.
Cadmium comes in.
Cadmium: I'm finally here... what did I miss?
Silver: My introduction. So I've heard of you; in fact, I have one of your paintings in my castle.
Cadmium: Yeah, I know. I'm really honored to have that!
Silver: Indeed. Who will be my wife? I hope to find one by the 7th day.
Cadmium: I hope you can find one!
Gallium: Look! It's troublemakers Indium & Tin!
Indium and Tin come on, skipping happily.
Indium: This mansion looks really cute!
Tin: I wonder what we're going to get out of it!
Indium: Where's Nickel?
Nickel: Here I am! Anyways, Indium, Krypton & Neon are making a new comic.
Indium: That's cool!
Tin: Anyways, there's much to explore! Let's go, Indium!
Antimony and Tellurium come in.
Antimony: Hmm... a strange mansion I've been invited in. I wonder what'll happen here?
Indium: Who knows?
Tellurium: Hello. I've been invited by Dmitri into a mansion with all of you. Where's Lithium?
Lithium was busy stealing something.
Tellurium: I guess she's off doing her usual business.
Iodine: Bromine! There you are! Sorry I'm late...
Tellurium: Don't worry, you're just fine.
Bromine: Iodine, Technetium, come here. Who is substituting for us?
Meanwhile, at Iodide Hospital...
Curium: Are you alright!?
Ununoctium: No, I just got punched by a kid named Thorium...
Curium: Hmm... you should drink this!
Curium gives Ununoctium the wrong solution, and instead, Ununoctium has a seizure.
Curium: Oops, you're not supposed to drink titanium bromide.
Back in the mansion...
Bromine: Hmm... I hope Curium is doing good.
Iodine: Yeah, there are pretty good nurses other than us.
Cesium: Ruby! I'm finally here!
Rubidium: Hey, Cesium. What do you think of Silver?
Cesium: He's a handsome prince. I wish I was him. Anyways, is there any Sapphirium?
Rubidium: Hmm, that would be something I'd like to look after.
Cesium: I hope NOT!
Titanium: Calm down, you too! Xenon is here!
Unfortunately, Xenon talks ONLY in binary code. Nothing the elements could understand. The Lanthanides make an entrance.
Lanthanum: Tada! I'm finally here! Aren't you happy?
Europium: This is my buddy, Lanthanum. He's a playwright, if you didn't know.
Praseodymium: Look at this beautiful mansion! Lots of flowers! I'm very jolly!
Neodymium: Hey, where's Neon at?
Titanium: I swear to goodness, if you're trying to imitate him again... anyways, he's making a comic book.
Neodymium runs to Neon.
Neodymium: HEY! Neon! Can I join your team?
Krypton: We're a team of two.
Neon: Yeah, and face it; you're not as cool as me.
Neodymium: Hey! I like you a lot, Neon! I wanna be like you!
Terbium: Manganese, where's the internet connection? I wanna play the online game "Yancha's Adventure!"
Manganese: I don't know. I wanna watch my animu!
Terbium: Me too!
Nickel: It's restricted to Silicon & Germanium.
Terbium: What!? Are they playing yancha's adventure?
Nickel: No, they're business elements, checking on their sales.
Holmium: Holy... this is a strange place! I like it! Anyways, confusion aside, I'm from Sweden.
Gallium: Where is that? I don't remember that being a state in the United States.
Europium: It's in Europe, where I come from. And Europe is a continent.
Beautiful flute music was heard. Lutetium was playing it.
Lutetium: Good evening, friends. Do you like this performance?
Europium: Definitely!
Lutetium: And look at the constellations in the sky... this day is going lovely so far. I was invited; I must be that special.
Europium: Yeah, you're definitely that good!
Hafnium comes to Zirconium.
Hafnium: What did they think of your zircon necklace? I put it on you.
Zirconium: I know, it's for special occasions only. This is one of them. Right?
Hafnium: Exactly. Anyways, what do you think of the mansion?
Zirconium: It's for me. I feel so lucky we were invited to this mansion!
Hafnium: It's not just you; it's elements 1-83.
Zirconium: I see.
Tantalum comes running in.
Tantalum: Girls, boys, did my daughter cause any trouble while I was gone?
Titanium: Who?
Tantalum: Niobium.
Ruthenium: She bragged about how pretty she was, got grabbed by Molybdenum, and almost got banished by Palladium! So yes. And no, she's inferior... at least to me.
Niobium: HEY!
Ruthenium: Anyways, Tantalum, what do you think of me?
Tantalum: You look gorgeous today. No wonder why niobium thought she was prettier. Although she is...
Ruthenium: WHAT!? I'm the most gorgeous element there is...
Tantalum: Okay, whatever. I'm the most skilled element here! I have lots of skills, and I'm definitely superior to you, Ruthenium!
Ruthenium: You ARE her dad!
Tantalum: That's right!
Everyone gets away from Tantalum. Suddenly, Tantalum heard a wolf's cry.
Tantalum: Did a wolf get in here or something?
Tungsten: That's right, and his name is Tungsten. I've finally come. I just like to pretend I'm a wolf sometimes; I'm good at imitating wolves.
Indium: You scared me; I thought you were really a wolf for a second!
Tungsten: I'm that good? I appreciate it!
Indium: Yeah, it's so realistic...
Nickel: He's even dressed like a wolf!
Tungsten: I used to be called "Wolfram!"
Nickel: Explains why.
Hydrogen: Interesting! In ancient times?
Tungsten: Yeah!
Rhenium comes in, holding an airplane model.
Rhenium: Hey! This is a completely new place, correct?
Tungsten: Correct. Why are you holding an airplane?
Rhenium: Because I can! I love airplanes, and I love airplane models! In fact, I got here by airplane! Want to see?
Titanium: ...and he's completely addicted to them.
Tantalum: I bet I'm better at flying an airplane than you.
Rhenium: I don't know how to fly airplanes, although I want to grow up to be an airplane pilot!
Tantalum: I see.
Osmium & Iridium, mentor and student, come in.
Osmium: Be careful, Iridium! Not too fast!
Iridium: This place is colorful! I like this mansion! Dmitri definitely made a good decision in inviting both of us!
Osmium: Yeah... I'm going to sit over there.
Iridium: Okay? Anyways, Mr. Osmium, what do you think of this mansion?
Osmium: Definitely very fancy.
Iridium: Yeah, I've never been in a mansion before.
Osmium: I have. They are all very fancy.
Iridium: I wonder when we'll get to see Dmitri himself!
Platinum comes in a chariot, same with Gold.
Platinum: I am King Platinum of the land of Platino. Platino is a very spectacular place, filled with wonders. It costs a lot to take a vacation there. Hope you enjoy my stay!
Gold: And I am King Gold of Aurum. Nice to meet you all, and I see that Silver is here. Aurum is a kingdom where you can find gold everywhere! Even the castle is made out of solid gold!
Iridium: Wow, two very precious elements...
Silver: Yeah, and I'm definitely the more precious one!
Gold: Look up the value of gold.
Silicon looks it up.
Silver: Whatever. Remember we're rivals, Gold! And you, Platinum. You're the most precious here, but that doesn't mean you're the best!
Thallium comes in.
Thallium: Hello. I'm Thallium. I'm one of the most corrosive elements here... be careful, don't touch me. I'm also very toxic, that's why only Arsenic and Chlorine go around me; they aren't affected.
Arsenic: That's right, and we're really good friends. Where are the other 2?
Lead: Hey here, I'm finally here! Am I late?
Titanium: VERY late.
Lead: I can't wait to see what's in here! I'm so happy right now! I'm Lead. I'm a cheerful, yet toxic element. Unfortunately. Did you know? I used to be in your pencils until I was replaced by graphite, made out of Carbon!
Carbon: That is correct.
Lead: Well, facts aside, nice to meet you!
Tin: Nice to meet you, Lead.
Lead: Thanks! Let's go!
And finally, the final element, Bismuth comes in!
Bismuth: Hey! Is this the correct mansion?
???: Yes, welcome to Mendeleev's Mansion. I am Dmitri Mendeleev, creator of the periodic table. I have invited you all over for a stay for 7 days. You can choose which rooms you can stay in; but first, let's eat our feast.
Sodium: Yay! I've been waiting! I wonder what's there!
Bismuth: I can't wait to see what's there!
Everybody goes to the dining table. They had a feast of... well, good food!
Sodium: Yum! I can't believe I've been treated to a meal like this!
Hydrogen: If this were a restaurant, I'd rate it 5 stars instantly!
However, in the middle of their meal, the lights go off, and a scream was heard...
To be continued!
Note: Iron, Cerium, Promethium, Samarium, Gadolinium, Dysprosium, Erbium, & Ytterbium didn't talk. They'll be talking later.
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