ملك بطيء

الجانب الآخر من الشفق

في مكان ما بعيدا

بينما تقول أنها تبدو باردة

هل تختار الملابس التي ترتديها؟

إذا كان ينفد

هناك تغيير سترة

"... هناك الكثير"

ربما هذه الطبيعة خاصة أكثر مما أعتقد

إنه بعيد بعض الشيء ، لكن إذا كنت مهتمًا ، تعال إلى هنا؟

في المكان الذي تعيش فيه ، لا توجد ليلة بيضاء

لا أعتقد أن هناك العديد من الأدلة هنا

يقال إن الأنهار الجليدية والبراكين والشلالات مذهلة.

"... شيء ينفخ"

التراث الوطني الحديقة الوطنية

كهف الجليد الغامض

شاطئ الرمال السوداء

الينابيع الساخنة الزرقاء

سأحضر لك إذا كنت تريد أن ترى

بطيء وإخوانه: هل انت بطيء الملك؟

ما هو عيد ميلادي اليوم؟

بطيء إخوانه: أوه ، هذا الطريق ، أعمال البناء للجنية

نعم ... هكذا؟ ... ماذا؟

بطيء إخوانه: أعتقد أنه جيد.

حسنا ، هذا كل شيء؟

بطيء إخوانه: وداعا

يمكن ترك الصخور والجبال كما هي

لا يهم إذا تغير.

انها مجرد مشهد

إذا كنت مهتما ، تعال إلى هنا.

أبعد من الأضواء الشمالية

بطيء إخوانه سيأتي غدا

إذا طلبت التوجيه

سوف يأخذك إذا كنت تريد

ماذا تتوقع؟

呆呆王

你好!

呆呆王: 极光的另一面 遥远的地方

呆呆王: 虽然说好像很冷 您选择穿的衣服吗？

呆呆王: 如果用完了，可以换件毛衣

“……有很多”

呆呆王: 也许这种天性比我想象的更令人兴奋

呆呆王: 它有点远，但是如果您有兴趣，请过来吗？

呆呆王: 在您居住的地方，没有白夜

呆呆王: 我不认为这里有很多指南

呆呆王: 冰川和火山，以及据说瀑布很棒

“……吹出来的东西”

呆呆王: 世界遗产国家公园神秘冰洞

呆呆王: 黑沙滩，蓝色温泉。 如果你想看的话我带你去

呆殼獸: 哦，是呆呆王吗？

呆呆王: 什么？今天不是我的生日

呆殼獸: 哦，这条路，不要为仙女做建筑

呆呆王: 是的……所以？……什么？

呆殼獸: 不，我认为很好。 

呆呆王: 恩，就是这样吗？

呆殼獸: 再见

呆呆王: 我不知道当前的手机是什么

呆呆王: 岩石和山脉可以保留原样 更改是否无关紧要。

呆呆王: 只是风景 如果您有兴趣，来这里吗？

呆呆王: 远远超出北极光 明天呆殼獸来

呆呆王: 如果您要求指导 如果您愿意，我带您...

“什么，你希望做什么？”

owKing (post Dexit)

Made in tribute for sword and shield dexit. RIP slowking and slowbro.
Post named "owKing" because it's "SlowKing" without the first two letters.
APH hetalia Iceland tribute, I guess.






((slowking voice: maybe this nature is more special))
((slowking voice: although it's a bit far away))







((slowking voice: World Heritage national parks))
((slowking voice: beaches with black sand, hot springs that are blue))













((slowking voice: beyond the northern lights far far away))
((slowking voice: you just need to ask and you'd know where to go,))

ヤドキング

ヤドキング: オーロラの向こう側の どっかの遠いところで
ヤドキング: 寒そうとか言いながら 着てく服でも選んでんの?

ヤドキング: もしも足りなくなっても セーターの替えはあるよ
「…結構、いっぱいある」
ヤドキング: たぶん僕が思う以上に この自然ってトクベツなのかも
ヤドキング: ちょっとだいぶ離れてるけど 興味あれば来てみれば?

ヤドキング: 白夜になることがない キミが住んでる場所には
ヤドキング: iこっちのガイドブックが あんまりないらしいけど

ヤドキング: 氷河と火山と、あとは 滝もすごいって言われる
「…なんか、吹き出すやつとか」

ヤドキング: 世界遺産の国立公園 神秘的な氷の洞窟
ヤドキング: 黒い砂浜 青い温泉 見たいなら連れてくけど

ヤドラン: お、ヤドキングかい?
ヤドキング: 何?今日は誕生日じゃないけど
ヤドラン: おめぇんとこの道路、妖精のために工事やめたっつってな
ヤドキング: うん…だから?…なに?
ヤドラン: ん、いー話だなーと思ってな。
ヤドキング: え、それだけ?
ヤドラン: ん じゃな
ヤドキング: 何今の電話、意味分かんない

ヤドキング: 岩も山もそのままでいい 変わればいいってもんでもないし
ヤドキング: なんかそれでこその風景 興味あれば来てみれば?

ヤドキング: はるか遠くオーロラ越えて 明日もヤドランがやってくる
ヤドキング: 案内なんて聞けばわかるよ 気が向けば連れてくけど…

「何、期待してんの?」

SlowKing

original singer - hetalia 1p Iceland. modified to make it fit SlowKing and Slowbro. Made in tribute for sword and shield dexit.
SlowKing: Beyond the northern lights, somewhere far, far away
SlowKing: Are you choosing what to wear, while saying the weather looks cold?

SlowKing: Even If you don't bring enough, there are sweaters you can change into
“…I have, many of them.”
SlowKing: Maybe this nature is more special than I ever imagined
SlowKing: Although it's a bit far away, if you're interested, why don't you come over?

SlowKing: At the place you live, where there isn't any white night
SlowKing: it appears that you don’t have many guide books about my place

SlowKing: But it’s said that the glaciers and volcanoes, and also the waterfalls, are amazing
“…like, the kind that shoots out, and such”

SlowKing: World Heritage national parks, mystical ice caves
SlowKing: Beaches with black sand, hot springs that are blue, if you want to see them, I guess I can take you there

SlowBro: Oh, is this SlowKing?
SlowKing: What is it? It's not my birthday today, y'know.
SlowBro: I heard that you stopped building a road at your house to protect the elves.
SlowKing: Yeah… so? …what about it?
SlowBro: Hmm, I just thought that was really nice.
SlowKing: Huh? That's it?
SlowBro: Hmm. Bye.
SlowKing: What on earth was that phone call about?

SlowKing: The rocks and mountains should stay the way they are, it's not like changing them would do any good anyway
SlowKing: They are kinda what creates the landscape itself, if you're interested, why don't you come over?

SlowKing: Beyond the northern lights far far away, SlowBro will come again tomorrow
SlowKing: You just need to ask and you'd know where to go, but if I'm in the mood, I might take you there…

“What? You expecting something?”

シオンタウン - いっぱい

によって：Rhydon

ニドクイン： バイバイ ニドキング。
ニドラン： ニドクインは死。

ニドクイン。
彼女ある
綺麗な。

ニドクインは死、
悪ニドキング

ニドキング。
大嫌い！
いつも。

ニド ニドキング
彼は悪

ニド ニドクイン
彼女は死んで

ニド ニドキング
ニド ニドクイン

さようなら！

バイバイ ニドクイン。
ニドクイン好き

ニドキング
君は悪
ニドキング：ごめんなさい。

ニドラン： 今日ではない
「悪 ニドキング」

ニドキング：ごめんなさい、
ニドクイン、

いつも。

ニドラン： ニド ニドキング
彼は悪

ニドキング：ニド ニドクイン
ごめんなさい

ニドラン： ニド ニドキング
ニドキング：ニド ニドクイン


さようなら！

---------------------------------------------------

今、ニドキングだったに墓のニドクイン。

ニドキング：ニドクイン。  ごめんなさい。 あなたは危険で。そう、 あなたを救った。 私は死んでいたでしょう。ニドクイン。 ごめんなさい！

ニドキング泣いた。再び。

安らかに眠る、 ニドクイン。

君は良い人生を送りました。

シオンタウン

によって：Rhydon

ニドクイン殺された。誰によって？ニドキング。ここに歌があります。

ニドクイン： バイバイ ニドキング。
ニドラン： ニドクインは死。

ニドクイン。
彼女ある
綺麗な。

ニドクインは死、
悪ニドキング

ニドキング。
大嫌い！
いつも。

ニド ニドキング
彼は悪

ニド ニドクイン
彼女は死んで

ニド ニドキング
ニド ニドクイン


さようなら！

ニドキングは泣いた。

docile, serious, bashful, hardy, quirky!

pokemon natures episode 3

rating: some sexual themes.

one day, there were 22 natures. three of them... killed.

nidoking: anyways, wake up my natures.

quirky: eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! do i get my breakfast?

nidoking: sure.

quirky gets her breakfast. she winked and then goes to the sleeping hasty.

hasty: zzz...

quirky: hmm

quirky used dream eater!

(inside the hasty girl's dream)

[heavily censored]

(outside)

quirky was gagging.

meanwhile, the hardy one was practicing her boxing skills. she punched a punching bag. she was a robust queen.

docile: so, what do you do in your free time?

bashful: hmm... i don't know. i'm very shy...

docile: well, i'm very submissive...

bashful: hmm... i like that.

adamant comes in.

adamant: what the-

bashful: docile, do you have any mates?

docile: not really; they complain that i'm too submissive...

meanwhile...

serious was writing some papers. she was a hardworking and serious girl. little did she know... she was the reason.

and that is why calm despised her.

relaxed: i will need to take a nap now. see ya...

nidoking: you just woke up, relaxed.

relaxed: have you seen the calm girl today?

mild: no, i haven't...

quiet: i know where she is... she's been crying... ever since her wife was murdered. she's been feeling lonely... and well... she is lonely... she doesn't accept my love... what do i do?

mild: no worries... just wait...

quiet: ...

meanwhile, timid was crying over a picture of the naive girl.

jolly: what's so wrong?

timid: she's dead... dead! and there's no way to bring her back.

jolly: don't worry, she'll come back!

timid: ...maybe... but probably not today...

the timid girl continued to cry.

finally, modest was still taking a nap. the calm girl wasn't really acting calm; she was eating a lot of food. and well, let's just say that hasty was beating up the impish girl for intruding in her room.

rash: okay, what the hell?

quirky: don't worry, there's another way!

quirky dances and uses thunder wave on everyone.

to be continued...

what happened to naive, lax and gentle?

previously, nidoking had murdered his naive, lax and gentle slowking and slowqueen.

now, let's see where these fucking shitty natures are.

gentle: where... where am i?

lax: i don't know... how did you end up here?

gentle: nidoking...

naive: nidoking is so mean...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!" a voice could be heard.

it was an octopus. he grabbed the three slowking and then bashed their heads together. they started bleeding...

their skulls were fractured. they were broken.

they were dead.

their skulls. broken open. they all bled to death...

pokemon natures forever.

穏やか

あらあら、　のんき！　ご機嫌麗しゅう
ねぇねぇ　のうてんき 
ねぇねぇ　のうてんき
昔に食べた　チーズの！
あの味が忘れられないのです！

まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
まるかいて地球
穏やかです！

まるかいてお揃い
じっとみてお揃い
生意気とお揃い
穏やかです！

ああ　一筆で
見える　素晴らしい世界
生意気との　往来は
自由です

安らかに眠る
NAIVE, LAX and GENTLE.

from: POKEMON NATURES FOREVER

TORTURING THE NAIVE AND LAX SLOWKING

episode 2 of pokemon nature world

rating: ExTrEmElY mIlD laNgUaGE aHhhhHHhhhHHh

previously, nidoking tortured the gentLe slowking. however, they fucking died...

nidoking: okay. so, produce your third kid.

after the naive and lax slowking and slowqueen fuck

nidoking: time to hatch eggs!

lax slowking: i hope i did a good job...

naive slowqueen: ...

eventually, however, they hatch a SERIOUS baby.

FUCKING SERIOUS.

serious

lax slowking: uh...

nidoking: the other two babies had a lax and a naive nature! god you're fucking hopeless you fucking pieces of shit.

the lAx and naIve slowking and queen start to cry.

nidoking: time to go back into the pokeball.

((nidoqueen: holy- goodness! c a l m D O W N))

nidoking: no!

eventually, they torture them until adamant comes in.

adamant: what are you doing to naive?

nidoking: it's none of your business, adamant. now go before they produce a fucking d o c i l e slowpoke or something.

quirky comes in.

quirky: oh hey there nidoking! what are you doing?

nidoking: i dunno, torturing two pieces of shit that don't deserve to exist?

quirky: ...

jolly: ...

gentle: huh?

nidoking: why are you all visiting me? go back into the box.

however, tHE iMPISH GIRL THROWS A TRASH CAN AT THE rASH ONE

rash: ooh.

nidoking: all of you go back into the fucking box until NAiVE DIES

adamant, modest, quiet, quirky, careful, relaxed, timid, naughty, brave and lonely go back into the box.

hasty flips off nidoking.

nIdOkInG tHrOwS hAsTy InTo ThE bOx.

NIDOkING: NOW TIME TO GET RELEASED YOU FUCKS!

to be continued...

TORTURING THE GENTLE SLOWKING

pokemon natures! - episode 1

rating: inappropriate language.

one day, there were 25 slowking, and 25 slowqueen.

all of them had 25 natures.

however, when the two gentle slow royals produced a SERIOUS baby, nidoking got really pissed and now...

nidoking: i had it with you two! you produced a SERIOUS baby! you two are gentle! i had to release my NAIVE and LAX slowslaves for this... and now you two are next.

gentle slowking: i'm sorry... it's not my fault...

nidoking: shut your mouths before i destroy your fucking miserable asses!

nidoking forces the gentle slowking and queen into his pokeball.

((rhydon: no! not the pokeball!))

nidoking poisons the slowking and queen with his toxic orb. he repeatedly feeds them bitter powder, which makes them hate him even more.

gentle slowqueen: how could you do this... you don't treat the adamant one like this...

nidoking: i care about her more than you! same for the lonely and... at least the careful ones produced a quiet baby for some reason, but at least it's not fucking neutral. and it was the same nature! NAIVE and LAX died for you because it's S E R I O U S. i god hope they're not quirky, bashful, hardy or docile.

gentle slowqueen: would you ever torture the modest one?

nidoking: maybe...

gentle slowking: help me... please...

nidoking: shut your fucking mouth.

the nidoking continues torturing the two. and as for the baby, she continued to cry...

eventually...

happiness rater: unfortunately, your GENTLE FUCK and GENTLE SLUT hate you more than impish hates rash. good job.

nidoking: at least they didn't produce neutral babies didn't they? and well, hasty is better at this than they are.

hasty: that's right!

gentle slowking: please... you've gotta help me...

nidoking: FUCK THE NAIVE SLOWQUEEN SLUT.

lonely: hmm... at least they aren't torturing me.

nidoking: lonely, hasty, brave, please get back into the box. i'm torturing these GENTLE assholes right now.

quiet: you know, the calm one is going to get really sad that her wife is dead...

nidoking: aren't you her wife...

gentle slowqueen: WHAT!?

nidoking: that's right, the calm one has been cheating on you with the quiet girl. also, i made the timid one cry because her wife was killed.

jolly: wait... did you really kill her?

nidoking: yes, FUCK NAIVE

jolly: ...

nidoking: FUCK NAIVe

jolly: ...

nidoking: FuCk NaIvE

jolly: ok?

the jolly, hasty, relaxed, impish, lonely, naughty, sassy, bold and careful natures leave.

adamant: ok what now?

nidoking: FUCK gENTlE

nidoking feeds them one last energy powder. they were killed...

nidoking: and that is pokemon nature FOREVER!!!