TORTURING THE NAIVE AND LAX SLOWKING

episode 2 of pokemon nature world

rating: ExTrEmElY mIlD laNgUaGE aHhhhHHhhhHHh

previously, nidoking tortured the gentLe slowking. however, they fucking died...

nidoking: okay. so, produce your third kid.

after the naive and lax slowking and slowqueen fuck

nidoking: time to hatch eggs!

lax slowking: i hope i did a good job...

naive slowqueen: ...

eventually, however, they hatch a SERIOUS baby.

FUCKING SERIOUS.

serious

lax slowking: uh...

nidoking: the other two babies had a lax and a naive nature! god you're fucking hopeless you fucking pieces of shit.

the lAx and naIve slowking and queen start to cry.

nidoking: time to go back into the pokeball.

((nidoqueen: holy- goodness! c a l m D O W N))

nidoking: no!

eventually, they torture them until adamant comes in.

adamant: what are you doing to naive?

nidoking: it's none of your business, adamant. now go before they produce a fucking d o c i l e slowpoke or something.

quirky comes in.

quirky: oh hey there nidoking! what are you doing?

nidoking: i dunno, torturing two pieces of shit that don't deserve to exist?

quirky: ...

jolly: ...

gentle: huh?

nidoking: why are you all visiting me? go back into the box.

however, tHE iMPISH GIRL THROWS A TRASH CAN AT THE rASH ONE

rash: ooh.

nidoking: all of you go back into the fucking box until NAiVE DIES

adamant, modest, quiet, quirky, careful, relaxed, timid, naughty, brave and lonely go back into the box.

hasty flips off nidoking.

nIdOkInG tHrOwS hAsTy InTo ThE bOx.

NIDOkING: NOW TIME TO GET RELEASED YOU FUCKS!

to be continued...