pokemon natures! - episode 1
rating: inappropriate language.
one day, there were 25 slowking, and 25 slowqueen.
all of them had 25 natures.
however, when the two gentle slow royals produced a SERIOUS baby, nidoking got really pissed and now...
nidoking: i had it with you two! you produced a SERIOUS baby! you two are gentle! i had to release my NAIVE and LAX slowslaves for this... and now you two are next.
gentle slowking: i'm sorry... it's not my fault...
nidoking: shut your mouths before i destroy your fucking miserable asses!
nidoking forces the gentle slowking and queen into his pokeball.
((rhydon: no! not the pokeball!))
nidoking poisons the slowking and queen with his toxic orb. he repeatedly feeds them bitter powder, which makes them hate him even more.
gentle slowqueen: how could you do this... you don't treat the adamant one like this...
nidoking: i care about her more than you! same for the lonely and... at least the careful ones produced a quiet baby for some reason, but at least it's not fucking neutral. and it was the same nature! NAIVE and LAX died for you because it's S E R I O U S. i god hope they're not quirky, bashful, hardy or docile.
gentle slowqueen: would you ever torture the modest one?
nidoking: maybe...
gentle slowking: help me... please...
nidoking: shut your fucking mouth.
the nidoking continues torturing the two. and as for the baby, she continued to cry...
eventually...
happiness rater: unfortunately, your GENTLE FUCK and GENTLE SLUT hate you more than impish hates rash. good job.
nidoking: at least they didn't produce neutral babies didn't they? and well, hasty is better at this than they are.
hasty: that's right!
gentle slowking: please... you've gotta help me...
nidoking: FUCK THE NAIVE SLOWQUEEN SLUT.
lonely: hmm... at least they aren't torturing me.
nidoking: lonely, hasty, brave, please get back into the box. i'm torturing these GENTLE assholes right now.
quiet: you know, the calm one is going to get really sad that her wife is dead...
nidoking: aren't you her wife...
gentle slowqueen: WHAT!?
nidoking: that's right, the calm one has been cheating on you with the quiet girl. also, i made the timid one cry because her wife was killed.
jolly: wait... did you really kill her?
nidoking: yes, FUCK NAIVE
jolly: ...
nidoking: FUCK NAIVe
jolly: ...
nidoking: FuCk NaIvE
jolly: ok?
the jolly, hasty, relaxed, impish, lonely, naughty, sassy, bold and careful natures leave.
adamant: ok what now?
nidoking: FUCK gENTlE
nidoking feeds them one last energy powder. they were killed...
nidoking: and that is pokemon nature FOREVER!!!
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