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slowking: how many times did i tell you, i do not care

slowbro: slowking... that really hurt!

lapras comes in and sees slowbro and slowking arguing.

slowbro: oh yeah? you're a virgin!

slowking: (GASP) how dare you! you slut!

lapras took this time, and then broke in. he uses ice beam on slowking, freezing him.

slowking: fuck.

slowbro: lapras! thanks for saving me...

lapras: no problem.

lapras leaves. meanwhile, slowbro was searching up porn videos of nidoqueen futanari/futa having sex with gallade men.

slowking could do nothing about it.

slowpoke: owo

however, another slowking comes in.

SLOWKING 2: WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORN ON MY COMPUTER!

slowbro: relax, it's only nidoqueen futa.

slowking 2 throws up on slowbro.

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

slowbro commits suicide... again

the end.

dundundundun slowpoke.

slowpoke uwu

one day, there was a slowbro. her name... was slowbro.

she was on google, searching up inappropriate things.

"HOW TO FUCK A SLOWKING IN ULTRA HELL"

"APH NYO GOTHITELLE HENTAI"

"how to get a fuck bitch slowpoke"

slowking: hey slowbro, it's time for lunch!

slowbro: i can't! i'm searching up things!

slowking looks at what slowbro was searching up.

"HOW TO PUT A PENIS IN A PIZZA"

slowking: you don't even have a penis- slowBRO WHAT

slowbro: pokemon!

SLOWKING: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

slowbro: i can ask futa nidoqueen to put her penis in a pizza!

slowking: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

slowbro: slowking what

slowking throws up on slowbro

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slowbro commits suicide

Rip SlowBro.

end

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in my left hand is norway

sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
what to do to iceland?
Denmark Owns Iceland

take our hands, make a circle, spin and it's the world
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the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!

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sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
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our king, denmark
our king, denmark sweden is a loser
our king, denmark denmark rules scandinavia, let's go!
our king, denmark the loud cheers keep on growing!
our king, denmark it seems like iceland's mine forever
Denmark Owns Iceland ONCE AGAIN

sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is now denmark's
this melody is quite universal
the 7 continents and 5 seas
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the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me

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