Thursday, September 5, 2019
Tuesday, March 12, 2019
DENMARK HATAFUTTE PARADE
in my right hand is iceland
in my left hand is norway
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
what to do to iceland?
Denmark Owns Iceland
take our hands, make a circle, spin and it's the world
if i rule scandinavia, i'm in the best condition
the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!
"i fought with sweden a lot. norway declared independence from sweden, weakening her. and now, i get to beat sweden."
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
sound your instruments, it's time to march
if everyone at one two makes the ensemble
the one and only song will be complete
i am the king, i'm denmark!
"but first i have to beat sweden!"
denmark and sweden in a battle
the ruler of scandinavia vs sweden
well it looks like i win instantly
as for you, you will be owned by denmark
our king, denmark
our king, denmark
our king, denmark sweden is a loser
our king, denmark denmark rules scandinavia, let's go!
our king, denmark the loud cheers keep on growing!
our king, denmark it seems like iceland's mine forever
Denmark Owns Iceland ONCE AGAIN
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is now denmark's
this melody is quite universal
the 7 continents and 5 seas
ruling over scandinavia is great
get some danish butter cookies!
"made directly from the king, you should go enjoy!"
the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!
"i also own aland islands and greenland. they're both territories of denmark. maybe you should go visit denmark one day."
in my left hand is norway
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
what to do to iceland?
Denmark Owns Iceland
take our hands, make a circle, spin and it's the world
if i rule scandinavia, i'm in the best condition
the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!
"i fought with sweden a lot. norway declared independence from sweden, weakening her. and now, i get to beat sweden."
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
sound your instruments, it's time to march
if everyone at one two makes the ensemble
the one and only song will be complete
i am the king, i'm denmark!
"but first i have to beat sweden!"
denmark and sweden in a battle
the ruler of scandinavia vs sweden
well it looks like i win instantly
as for you, you will be owned by denmark
our king, denmark
our king, denmark
our king, denmark sweden is a loser
our king, denmark denmark rules scandinavia, let's go!
our king, denmark the loud cheers keep on growing!
our king, denmark it seems like iceland's mine forever
Denmark Owns Iceland ONCE AGAIN
sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is now denmark's
this melody is quite universal
the 7 continents and 5 seas
ruling over scandinavia is great
get some danish butter cookies!
"made directly from the king, you should go enjoy!"
the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!
"i also own aland islands and greenland. they're both territories of denmark. maybe you should go visit denmark one day."
Wednesday, December 5, 2018
pure ruthenium
have you ever wanted to buy gold or silver, but realized they were too expensive?
did you ever wanna see y t t r i u m - g i r l s?
do you wanna see a naked ytterbium man?
do you wanna see PRASEODYMIUM DIE!?
well then, you've come to the right place.
come and purchase pure osmium from RADIUM FIFTEEN. where you can see 15 isotopes of radium at once.
our osmium is processed through the factory, so that it tastes good!
all of our osmium is prepared before it goes onto your plate.
come and buy pure osmium, and you'll get ONE of the following as well;
ACTUAL L U T E T I U M
real life i.r.i.d.i.u.m.
cooking from cerium
and an airplane from rhenium.
buy our osmium now!
did you ever wanna see y t t r i u m - g i r l s?
do you wanna see a naked ytterbium man?
do you wanna see PRASEODYMIUM DIE!?
well then, you've come to the right place.
come and purchase pure osmium from RADIUM FIFTEEN. where you can see 15 isotopes of radium at once.
our osmium is processed through the factory, so that it tastes good!
all of our osmium is prepared before it goes onto your plate.
come and buy pure osmium, and you'll get ONE of the following as well;
ACTUAL L U T E T I U M
real life i.r.i.d.i.u.m.
cooking from cerium
and an airplane from rhenium.
buy our osmium now!
vanadium
have you ever wanted free rhodium? are you broke and want to mine for rhodium?
have you wanted gold but you realized that gold and silver are too expensive?
have you ever wanted hafnium to go away from zirconium?
well you've come to the right PLACE!
welcome to RHODIUM WORLD.
where you can get all the rhodium you can.
just punch titanium's stomach and a piece of rhodium will come out of his mouth.
i guarantee, then you can sell the rhodium and become rich!
it's that simple!
just go to MOLYBDENUM LOVES MEN dot com and buy all the osmium and then we will eat pieces of ruthenium together with rhenium. alright?
have you wanted gold but you realized that gold and silver are too expensive?
have you ever wanted hafnium to go away from zirconium?
well you've come to the right PLACE!
welcome to RHODIUM WORLD.
where you can get all the rhodium you can.
just punch titanium's stomach and a piece of rhodium will come out of his mouth.
i guarantee, then you can sell the rhodium and become rich!
it's that simple!
just go to MOLYBDENUM LOVES MEN dot com and buy all the osmium and then we will eat pieces of ruthenium together with rhenium. alright?
Monday, November 26, 2018
the adventures of iridium
one day, iridium was in the meadow, when suddenly, she found a piece of actual rhodium on the floor.
iridium was so excited; she found actual rhodium!
however, the rhodium was a trap.
IRIDIUM WAS KILLED.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wonder how osmium is gonna react to this?
osmium: i couldn't care less. she was a heavy burden! thank goodness iridium was killed.
iridium was so excited; she found actual rhodium!
however, the rhodium was a trap.
IRIDIUM WAS KILLED.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
i wonder how osmium is gonna react to this?
osmium: i couldn't care less. she was a heavy burden! thank goodness iridium was killed.
Sunday, November 25, 2018
praseodymium
Hey there! I think you saw my previous post, the Lutetium one.
Well Neodymium forced me to write this one. This one's all about me, I promise!
My name is Praseodymium. My name comes from the Greek myth "Persephone," which I LOVE!
I'm Neodymium's twin sister. Neodymium wants to create "neodymium light signs," which Neon doesn't approve of. I wish he'd spend more time outside with ME!
I love frolicking in the woods with my animal friends! Isn't that right? However, many threats come to hurt me...
Anyways, about my friends... I try to be friends with Lutetium, but I hate the fact that she thinks more of her flute than other elements. That's sad. I like Lutetium and her flute music.
I also want to be friends with Cerium, but her cooking is AWFUL! And she forces me to eat her cooking every day, so...
And then, there's Lanthanum. Lanthanum is a strange guy. He is a playwright; a strange one that is. He makes strange plays...
There's also Beryllium, a very sarcastic element that hates everyone. Even his own parents! Wow. Beryllium is very lonely. He's green, just like me... I wish I could be his friends...
Finally, there's Ytterbium and Yttrium. They always talk about "ponies" and "the taste of pure strontium" but again that's just them. Why would they eat pure strontium anyways?
Anyways, I think that nature is a better choice for friends, since most of the animals here are kinds... except maybe the giant monsters that come and grab and eat me...
Love, Praseodymium! ♥
Well Neodymium forced me to write this one. This one's all about me, I promise!
My name is Praseodymium. My name comes from the Greek myth "Persephone," which I LOVE!
I'm Neodymium's twin sister. Neodymium wants to create "neodymium light signs," which Neon doesn't approve of. I wish he'd spend more time outside with ME!
I love frolicking in the woods with my animal friends! Isn't that right? However, many threats come to hurt me...
Anyways, about my friends... I try to be friends with Lutetium, but I hate the fact that she thinks more of her flute than other elements. That's sad. I like Lutetium and her flute music.
I also want to be friends with Cerium, but her cooking is AWFUL! And she forces me to eat her cooking every day, so...
And then, there's Lanthanum. Lanthanum is a strange guy. He is a playwright; a strange one that is. He makes strange plays...
There's also Beryllium, a very sarcastic element that hates everyone. Even his own parents! Wow. Beryllium is very lonely. He's green, just like me... I wish I could be his friends...
Finally, there's Ytterbium and Yttrium. They always talk about "ponies" and "the taste of pure strontium" but again that's just them. Why would they eat pure strontium anyways?
Anyways, I think that nature is a better choice for friends, since most of the animals here are kinds... except maybe the giant monsters that come and grab and eat me...
Love, Praseodymium! ♥
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