Saturday, November 10, 2018

the adventures of palladium - 1

not canon. no one except palladium actually lives in hydra.
main characters:
palladium - a hero hailing from the kingdom of hydra. very brave warrior, banishing bad enemies.
chromium - ME! ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! uh, i mean someone who creates shiny metallic items.
ruthenium - very sassy, and precious metal. acts like she's the center of attention.
iridium - student of osmium. very jolly, believes in the rainbow. named after the iris.
osmium - mentor of iridium. acts like a gentleman, and doesn't like iridium that much...
rhodium - likes very shiny objects. acts like a gentleman.
rubidium - very passionate element, leader of the alkali metals.
cesium - element with a very bad temper.
niobium - a very vain girl who thinks that she's superior to everyone. daughter of tantalum.
tantalum - the daddy of niobium. trickster, likes to brag about his skills.
tungsten - a very durable element, who pretends he's a wolf sometimes.
lutetium - the flute player of the elements. likes to look at constellations.
hafnium - older twin sister of zirconium, has an independent personality, and would rather spend time alone.
zirconium - younger twin sister of hafnium. happier than hafnium, and owns cubic zirconium jewelry.
vanadium - very serious element that isn't seen without her wrench. works in the repair industry.
molybdenum - hardworking element, working in the power tool making industry.
nihonium - princess of the kingdom of nihon. very calm and independent.
others:
ytterbium - some weird and strange element, who believes in weird mythical things. brother of yttrium (that explains).
strontium - a guy who likes playing with fireworks.
barium - S-T-R-O-N-T-I-U-M ALL OVER AGAIN!!! except greener.
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[hydra & nihon]
once upon a time, there were 2 bordering kingdoms; the kingdom of nihon, and the kingdom of hydra.
the kingdom of nihon was very eastern, while the kingdom of hydra was very medieval.
as you could see, the kingdom of nihon had kings, queens, princes, and princesses. nihonium was one such princess. she was a calm princess, daughter of the king and queen, kichiro and yukiko.
meanwhile, in the kingdom of hydra, there was one particular hero.
his name was...
palladium.
the kingdom of hydra was usually under attack by foreigners, and it was up to palladium to get rid of these evil foreigners. the foreigners never attacked nihon, since they knew the warriors from nihon were very strong, and hydra was the weaker kingdom.
these two kingdoms are very friendly with each other; they exchange culture a lot, and adapted ideas from each other.
however, the kingdom of nihon wouldn't live in peace for that long...
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[castle of nihon]
[nihonium was at the castle gate, ready to go outside. nihonium wanted to go outside, to explore the world around her. there were eastern redbud trees outside, that she wanted to relax under.]
yukiko: nihonium, where are you going?
nihonium: outside, mother. i'm going to relax under the eastern redbud trees, and meditate.
yukiko: i wish you a very good journey. i hope you are safe.
[nihonium goes outside, under an eastern redbud tree. however, as she was relaxing, she heard an army advance towards the kingdom. she goes inside]
nihonium: mother, father. i think there are warriors trying to invade our kingdom!
yukiko: nihonium, you're just imagining things. no one would ever invade the kingdom of nihonium.
nihonium: i heard, i saw... what should we do?
kichiro: yukiko, what should we do? i believe her...
[however, the footsteps grew louder. nihonium was growing more scared.]
nihonium: i saw them... they looked like grey warriors, with some strange weapons... they don't look like any kind of weapon i've seen before... don't you hear them, mother?
[however, as yukiko tried to talk, the army forces open the door. it turns out that the army has defeated all the samurais of nihon. the three were shocked. the parents got even more shocked, as the army takes nihonium away. nihonium tried to fight back, but the army was just too strong. there were too many warriors, anyhow.]
kichiro: GIVE US OUR DAUGHTER BACK!
warrior #1: you can only give her back, if you surrender your kingdom to US!
yukiko: who are you? why are you kidnapping her?
warrior #2: we're going to hold her captive, until you surrender your kingdom and all of its goods to us.
kichiro: what... what kingdom are you from?
warrior #1: the kingdom of TITANIUM! now, if you want your daughter back, surrender all your goods and the kingdom to us, so we can annex it.
yukiko: no way! you were the ones that just kidnapped our daughter.
warrior #2: we'll be waiting for our payment. until then, we'll be occupying your kingdom.
yukiko: here, messenger. give this message to the hero of our neighboring kingdom.
[yukiko gives the messenger a letter to deliver to palladium.]
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[castle of hydra]
[the messenger, from nihon, knocked on the castle doors. the king opened the door.]
the king: who is this for?
messenger: according to the letter, it's for the hero of your kingdom.
the king: oh, yes. come down here, palladium.
[palladium comes down, in his usual outfit, the "hero" outfit.]
palladium: what is this for?
Dearest Hero of Hydra,
Warriors from the kingdom of Titanium have kidnapped our fair princess, Nihonium. They will not give her back, until we give their kingdom to them. Oh, can you please help us?
[palladium was in shock]
palladium: it has been a long time since nihon has last been attacked... according to my parents, before i was even born.
[after palladium tells his parents about what happened in nihon, he sets off on another adventure...]
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[palladium sheathed his sword, and put on his warrior shoes. he got his shield, and his armor. palladium was ready for action.]
palladium: ready or not, here i come...
[palladium makes a run for it. however, a little girl stopped him.]
little girl: palladium, why are you running like this?
palladium: hello there, iridium. what are you doing outside on a day like this?
iridium: i'm just having fun outside, skipping around in the kingdom, having a jolly time! how about you, palladium?
palladium: i'm trying to fight off a monster...
iridium: which kind of monster is it?
palladium: it's not just any type of monster, it's a group of monsters... the "titanium" group, that is.
iridium: titanium? i've never heard of "titanium" before...
palladium: it's a kingdom. we don't know the location of this particular kingdom just yet.
iridium: can i join your group, please?
palladium: you can join our group.
[palladium gives iridium a sword and shield.]
iridium: make sure to recruit some others, too.
palladium: i will make sure. who else should we recruit? i think we should recruit a-
iridium: oh, that's right, i've got to tell osmium! i will be back, soon.
[iridium goes back to her village house. she tells osmium about what has happened in the kingdom of nihon, and then osmium approves iridium to do on a journey with palladium.]
osmium: just be safe, iridium.
iridium: yes, mister osmium!
[iridium meets up with palladium again.]
palladium: did he say yes?
iridium: yes, he did. anyways, what did you say about recruiting?
palladium: we should recruit this nearby beauty queen. her name is ruthenium. her beauty and sass should be able to distract the titanium warriors.
[palladium goes to ruthenium's house. palladium knocks on the door, and...]
ruthenium: who's here- oh. it's palladium.
as you could see, ruthenium didn't like palladium that much... or maybe, not at all.
palladium: there's an emergency; the princess of nihon has been kidnapped, by the kingdom of titanium.
[ruthenium was shocked.]
ruthenium: wait, are you really telling the truth? or are you just making up a funny lie? the kingdom of nihon is peaceful; most of the attacks are to our kingdom.
iridium: palladium isn't lying. palladium even has a letter...
[ruthenium reads the letter.]
ruthenium: i... i believe you...
iridium: you can be a warrior.
ruthenium: that's going to ruin my good looks though!
palladium: this is an army. your beauty is unlimited.
ruthenium: what does that... imply?
palladium: your good looks should distract the titanium warriors. you don't need a sword and shield for this.
ruthenium: i don't want to join your army, palladium. i'm good enough at home.
palladium: fine, then!
ruthenium: fine!
[palladium and iridium leave ruthenium's house. they were about to go, when ruthenium came running to them]
ruthenium: i've thought about it. i AM coming with you! i don't want to miss out on this journey; even if it ruins my good looks! especially with iridium in your group... can i please join?
palladium: of course, my beautiful lady.
ruthenium: whatever, palladium.
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[there was a father and his daughter. tantalum and niobium, were their names to be exact. they were regular villagers, but they had one special thing about them; they liked to brag a lot. niobium bragged about her superiority to all the other females, while tantalum was too much of a trickster, and liked to brag about his skills, which he didn't have too much of. niobium and tantalum were reading the news.]
niobium: "Princess of Nihon kidnapped by "Titanium Warriors." i don't believe a single word of that news story.
tantalum: way before you were born, nihon was attacked, but the nihonese warriors got rid of the invaders. nihon wasn't attacked until now...
niobium: and i've never heard of the "titanium" warriors, from the kingdom of titanium.
[suddenly, niobium and tantalum hear a knock on the door]
palladium: niobium? are you here?
[niobium forcefully opens the door, looking angry.]
niobium: palladium!? what do you want this time? i was just reading the news with my daddy before you came in!
palladium: sorry, niobium. do you want to stop the evil team?
niobium: we can do it ourselves. tantalum is skilled enough to kill the titanium warriors! we don't need your help, palladium.
palladium: whatever, you weren't fit for battle anyways. i was asking for tantalum's help.
[niobium was steaming. tantalum tried to calm her down, as palladium and his group left.]
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[palladium's group continued walking.]
ruthenium: i think i know one more potential recruit for your team, palladium.
palladium: who is it going to be?
ruthenium: his name is rhodium. he is a gentleman of high standards. do you have a shiny sword for him?
palladium: why shiny?
ruthenium: rhodium loves shiny objects.
palladium: i do have one for him.
[palladium sheathes a shiny sword]
palladium: i have my sword of honors.
[palladium sheathes his sword of honors]
palladium: this is my sword of honors, which has killed many villains so far. i'll never let go of it.
[palladium bows down.]
iridium: that's a pretty interesting backstory for a good 'ol sword.
ruthenium: well, palladium is the hero of our kingdom, after all.
[palladium goes to rhodium's house, and knocks on his door.]
rhodium: oh my, isn't it palladium? i haven't seen you in a long time.
palladium: haven't seen you in a long time, either.
[rhodium and palladium shake hands.]
palladium: would you like to join us on an adventure? we'll have to save a princess, and fight off many "titanium" warriors...
rhodium: no, thanks. i might be hurt, or even killed. i don't want to be in the line of fire, sorry palladium.
ruthenium: rhodium, come on! you can be the handsome man of this group.
rhodium: i don't want my looks to be ruined. sorry, ruthenium.
[palladium's group leaves.]
palladium: well, looks like that was a failure, recruiting rhodium. we'll just be a group of three warriors, ready to take on these villains.
[palladium's group gets ready, and leaves the village, and runs onto the battlefield...]
to be continued.

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