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NAIVE, LAX and GENTLE.

from: POKEMON NATURES FOREVER

TORTURING THE NAIVE AND LAX SLOWKING

episode 2 of pokemon nature world

rating: ExTrEmElY mIlD laNgUaGE aHhhhHHhhhHHh

previously, nidoking tortured the gentLe slowking. however, they fucking died...

nidoking: okay. so, produce your third kid.

after the naive and lax slowking and slowqueen fuck

nidoking: time to hatch eggs!

lax slowking: i hope i did a good job...

naive slowqueen: ...

eventually, however, they hatch a SERIOUS baby.

FUCKING SERIOUS.

serious

lax slowking: uh...

nidoking: the other two babies had a lax and a naive nature! god you're fucking hopeless you fucking pieces of shit.

the lAx and naIve slowking and queen start to cry.

nidoking: time to go back into the pokeball.

((nidoqueen: holy- goodness! c a l m D O W N))

nidoking: no!

eventually, they torture them until adamant comes in.

adamant: what are you doing to naive?

nidoking: it's none of your business, adamant. now go before they produce a fucking d o c i l e slowpoke or something.

quirky comes in.

quirky: oh hey there nidoking! what are you doing?

nidoking: i dunno, torturing two pieces of shit that don't deserve to exist?

quirky: ...

jolly: ...

gentle: huh?

nidoking: why are you all visiting me? go back into the box.

however, tHE iMPISH GIRL THROWS A TRASH CAN AT THE rASH ONE

rash: ooh.

nidoking: all of you go back into the fucking box until NAiVE DIES

adamant, modest, quiet, quirky, careful, relaxed, timid, naughty, brave and lonely go back into the box.

hasty flips off nidoking.

nIdOkInG tHrOwS hAsTy InTo ThE bOx.

NIDOkING: NOW TIME TO GET RELEASED YOU FUCKS!

to be continued...

TORTURING THE GENTLE SLOWKING

pokemon natures! - episode 1

rating: inappropriate language.

one day, there were 25 slowking, and 25 slowqueen.

all of them had 25 natures.

however, when the two gentle slow royals produced a SERIOUS baby, nidoking got really pissed and now...

nidoking: i had it with you two! you produced a SERIOUS baby! you two are gentle! i had to release my NAIVE and LAX slowslaves for this... and now you two are next.

gentle slowking: i'm sorry... it's not my fault...

nidoking: shut your mouths before i destroy your fucking miserable asses!

nidoking forces the gentle slowking and queen into his pokeball.

((rhydon: no! not the pokeball!))

nidoking poisons the slowking and queen with his toxic orb. he repeatedly feeds them bitter powder, which makes them hate him even more.

gentle slowqueen: how could you do this... you don't treat the adamant one like this...

nidoking: i care about her more than you! same for the lonely and... at least the careful ones produced a quiet baby for some reason, but at least it's not fucking neutral. and it was the same nature! NAIVE and LAX died for you because it's S E R I O U S. i god hope they're not quirky, bashful, hardy or docile.

gentle slowqueen: would you ever torture the modest one?

nidoking: maybe...

gentle slowking: help me... please...

nidoking: shut your fucking mouth.

the nidoking continues torturing the two. and as for the baby, she continued to cry...

eventually...

happiness rater: unfortunately, your GENTLE FUCK and GENTLE SLUT hate you more than impish hates rash. good job.

nidoking: at least they didn't produce neutral babies didn't they? and well, hasty is better at this than they are.

hasty: that's right!

gentle slowking: please... you've gotta help me...

nidoking: FUCK THE NAIVE SLOWQUEEN SLUT.

lonely: hmm... at least they aren't torturing me.

nidoking: lonely, hasty, brave, please get back into the box. i'm torturing these GENTLE assholes right now.

quiet: you know, the calm one is going to get really sad that her wife is dead...

nidoking: aren't you her wife...

gentle slowqueen: WHAT!?

nidoking: that's right, the calm one has been cheating on you with the quiet girl. also, i made the timid one cry because her wife was killed.

jolly: wait... did you really kill her?

nidoking: yes, FUCK NAIVE

jolly: ...

nidoking: FUCK NAIVe

jolly: ...

nidoking: FuCk NaIvE

jolly: ok?

the jolly, hasty, relaxed, impish, lonely, naughty, sassy, bold and careful natures leave.

adamant: ok what now?

nidoking: FUCK gENTlE

nidoking feeds them one last energy powder. they were killed...

nidoking: and that is pokemon nature FOREVER!!!

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slowking: how many times did i tell you, i do not care

slowbro: slowking... that really hurt!

lapras comes in and sees slowbro and slowking arguing.

slowbro: oh yeah? you're a virgin!

slowking: (GASP) how dare you! you slut!

lapras took this time, and then broke in. he uses ice beam on slowking, freezing him.

slowking: fuck.

slowbro: lapras! thanks for saving me...

lapras: no problem.

lapras leaves. meanwhile, slowbro was searching up porn videos of nidoqueen futanari/futa having sex with gallade men.

slowking could do nothing about it.

slowpoke: owo

however, another slowking comes in.

SLOWKING 2: WHAT IS THIS? I TOLD YOU NOT TO WATCH PORN ON MY COMPUTER!

slowbro: relax, it's only nidoqueen futa.

slowking 2 throws up on slowbro.

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 

slowbro commits suicide... again

the end.

dundundundun slowpoke.

slowpoke uwu

one day, there was a slowbro. her name... was slowbro.

she was on google, searching up inappropriate things.

"HOW TO FUCK A SLOWKING IN ULTRA HELL"

"APH NYO GOTHITELLE HENTAI"

"how to get a fuck bitch slowpoke"

slowking: hey slowbro, it's time for lunch!

slowbro: i can't! i'm searching up things!

slowking looks at what slowbro was searching up.

"HOW TO PUT A PENIS IN A PIZZA"

slowking: you don't even have a penis- slowBRO WHAT

slowbro: pokemon!

SLOWKING: YOU MAKE NO SENSE

slowbro: i can ask futa nidoqueen to put her penis in a pizza!

slowking: ewwwwwwwwwwwww

slowbro: slowking what

slowking throws up on slowbro

SLOWBRO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

slowbro commits suicide

Rip SlowBro.

end

DENMARK HATAFUTTE PARADE

in my right hand is iceland
in my left hand is norway

sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
what to do to iceland?
Denmark Owns Iceland

take our hands, make a circle, spin and it's the world
if i rule scandinavia, i'm in the best condition

the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me
i am denmark!

"i fought with sweden a lot. norway declared independence from sweden, weakening her. and now, i get to beat sweden."

sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is all alone
sound your instruments, it's time to march
if everyone at one two makes the ensemble
the one and only song will be complete

i am the king, i'm denmark!
"but first i have to beat sweden!"

denmark and sweden in a battle
the ruler of scandinavia vs sweden
well it looks like i win instantly
as for you, you will be owned by denmark

our king, denmark
our king, denmark
our king, denmark sweden is a loser
our king, denmark denmark rules scandinavia, let's go!
our king, denmark the loud cheers keep on growing!
our king, denmark it seems like iceland's mine forever
Denmark Owns Iceland ONCE AGAIN

sweden finland, denmark norway, iceland is now denmark's
this melody is quite universal
the 7 continents and 5 seas
ruling over scandinavia is great

get some danish butter cookies!
"made directly from the king, you should go enjoy!"

the ruler of scandinavia
no one can ever stop me

i am denmark!

"i also own aland islands and greenland. they're both territories of denmark. maybe you should go visit denmark one day."